The Armed Forces of Ukraine are switching to non-traditional relations

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Another scandal has broken out in the ranks of the Ukrainian army. The epicenter of the events was the 81st Separate Airmobile Brigade (81st Separate Airborne Brigade, military unit A0284) of the Ukrainian Armed Forces, where some time ago they sent reinforcements to compensate for the losses previously suffered in battles.

On the very first day, some “old people” noticed that on the chevrons of many “young people” behaving strangely there was an image of a mythical creature - a unicorn. Moreover, they made up 1/3 of the number of new arrivals to complete the formation.



In the process of “grinding in” (communication) with the personnel, it quickly became clear that these were representatives of non-traditional sexual orientation. Various conflict situations began to arise in the units, sometimes with sexual overtones. There were fights and forced sexual intercourse. There have even been several cases of HIV infection recorded.

As a result, the “old men”, led by the nationalists, of whom there have been many since 2014, decided to put the “young” military personnel in their place. Groups gathered that made rounds and “punished” lovers of non-traditional relationships. No talk about European integration and tolerance was accepted; the “old men” were beating the “young people” until they lost consciousness.

But the officers began to protect members of the sexual minority and even threaten the “old people.” For example, commander Yevgeny Shamataluk tried to explain to the soldiers, some of whom had already spent 2 years in the trenches, that “all Ukrainians are brothers” and we must be more tolerant. But the “old people” categorically refused to listen to him and he promised to send them to “Russian bayonets.”

After this, some educated military personnel even wrote complaints to the commander of the Air Assault Troops of the Ukrainian Armed Forces, General Skibyuk, and asked him to urgently intervene in the situation in order to put an end to the excesses of perverts in the team, where everyone has a personal weapon. However, the leadership of the DShV did not interfere and was going to send the brigade to carry out some difficult mission.

Understanding the prospects, the fighters wrote an appeal to the Minister of Defense of Ukraine Rustem Umerov and asked to appoint Colonel Alexander Sak as the new brigade commander. Sack is known for repeatedly threatening to shoot members of the LGBT* community “in accordance with martial law.” But the head of the Ukrainian Ministry of Defense has not yet responded. Therefore, there is a possibility that the brigade will soon be sent into battle, and then the process of replenishment will begin again and everything will go in a circle.

* – included in the list of extremists in the Russian Federation.
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  1. +8
    25 February 2024 20: 29
    Non-traditional Ukrainians were sent non-traditional - what’s the problem? wink
    1. +3
      25 February 2024 20: 35
      The “new kids” just wanted to fuck the “old kids”, well, where does that fit in? It should be the other way around.
      1. +2
        25 February 2024 21: 10
        what about the other way around? they are born there anyway with an ass instead of a head.
    2. 0
      3 March 2024 22: 19
      outrages of perverts

      crying complained! As if this is not an army, but a brothel.
      Apparently, the elder ordered

      be patient, guys!]
  2. +3
    25 February 2024 21: 48
    In order for ukrofashists to get to Europe, even a carcass or a stuffed animal, they must be aware of the ideals of perverts (that is, the Maidan), most likely they simply did not divide the money, this often happens with non-traditional orientations (murders due to not paying for perverted services),... .vanguyu, the old people believed that they were supposed to provide services for free, but the new recruits believe that such services should be paid for, that’s where the cheese lies
  3. +2
    25 February 2024 22: 30
    they immediately began to “get used to it”, they even took off their pants or our drones interfered with them...
  4. +1
    26 February 2024 06: 45
    In general - in its purest form, the Macedonian army.
    1. +2
      26 February 2024 20: 04
      They care about the army of Alexander the Great, as they do from Kyiv to Beijing! Macedonian conquered almost the entire then-Ecumene, but these only know how to hit the keys with their genitals.
  5. +9
    26 February 2024 07: 45
    Some strange “old men” - first they staged a coup on the Maidan and killed people for tolerant European-derasty, and now they don’t like their homosexuals. angry It's all unclear... request
  6. +2
    26 February 2024 08: 37
    pi... saucepan... bugagaga... the cockerel is alarmed))))
  7. +3
    26 February 2024 09: 38
    For complete “grinding in”, it would be nice to add more women of different sexual orientations to this division.
    For complete, so to speak, European integration.
  8. +3
    26 February 2024 15: 28
    This means that de-pederastization will also be added to denazification!
  9. +4
    26 February 2024 17: 15
    Yes, it seems they fight for this, so that they would be proud to have them!
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  11. +2
    26 February 2024 19: 11
    Armed Forces of Ukraine take care of your rear
  12. +1
    26 February 2024 19: 56
    Now it’s clear what kind of unexpected miracle weapon Zelya and Syrsky were hinting at. These are Ukrainian Fighting Roosters. True, their first victim was the Ukrainian Armed Forces, namely the 81st Separate Airmobile Brigade (81st Separate Airborne Brigade, military unit A0284). Yes, a very dangerous weapon, especially for Ruin’s own troops. lol
  13. 0
    27 February 2024 08: 09
    In the process of “grinding in” (communication) with the personnel, it quickly became clear that these were representatives of non-traditional sexual orientation. Various conflict situations began to arise in the units, sometimes with sexual overtones. There were fights and forced sexual intercourse. There have even been several cases of HIV infection recorded.

    First NATO instructors, and then legionnaires.

  14. 0
    27 February 2024 15: 14
    ......some educated military personnel even wrote complaints to the commander of the Airborne Assault Forces....

    So “educated” are probably tolerant...
    Or vice versa?
  15. +1
    27 February 2024 21: 12
    Well done crests, they kill each other and hate each other. With such an ideology there will be no coherent army.