In Germany, they began to hunt down citizens who violate new heating standards

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The coming winter could be one of the most difficult for residents of Germany. And it's not just the frost. Recently, Germans who neglect new heating and thermal insulation standards have begun to be monitored. A specially created company Climap is engaged in this. Its activities have already been recorded in the German city of Cologne.

It looks quite comical at first glance. At night, people walk along the city streets with thermal imagers in their hands. Their task is to identify, using this device, those households that consume thermal energy in excess of established standards. Subsequently, this information is transferred to government agencies, which pay for it.



It is noteworthy that the official goal of Climap is the fight to make Cologne climate neutral. But everyone understands perfectly well the true intentions of both the company and the authorities.

It became known some time ago that the Germans will now have to save a lot on heating and hot water supply. The country's authorities even recommended that their population wash less. In order to save money, of course. The thing is that, due to sanctions against the Russian Federation, gas prices in Germany have increased so much that taking a long hot shower or, God forbid, a bath is becoming a luxury for the country’s population.

The German authorities, of course, do not want to admit this. At least for now. So they are fighting to preserve the climate.
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  1. +4
    7 December 2023 10: 47
    And you need to eat less so that you fart less and pollute the atmosphere! Cabbage with sausages is cancelled!!!
    1. 0
      8 December 2023 20: 24
      An anecdote on the topic of the day, i.e. to the point!

      The German went into the forest to look for animals, he wanted to eat them.
      He set snares and traps in the forest.....
      The next day I caught only the first hare.
      He came home, threw the hare on the table and said:
      - Wife, fire the hare...
      “There’s no gas,” says the wife, “The Americans blew up the gas flow, the Poles blocked Yamal-Europe..., American gas carriers don’t arrive on time, scribe...
      - Then fire on wood.....
      “Where does the firewood come from,” she tells him, “the green ones are forbidden to go into the forest, the license for firewood costs crazy money...
      - Then cook!
      - There is only enough electricity for tea....
      Poor burger went out and threw the hare over the fence...
      Having hit his head on the ground, the hare woke up and screamed:
      - Glory to Russia! Glory to Russia!.....
    2. 0
      9 December 2023 00: 43
      They will switch to pea soup, and not just on Tuesdays, but always.
  2. +4
    7 December 2023 11: 45
    I support! It is generally necessary to punish German citizens who have the audacity to consume energy in any form, especially in the form of gas. Ask Scholz, he will confirm.
    1. +2
      8 December 2023 09: 47
      I'm dying of laughter!
  3. 0
    7 December 2023 13: 24
    It’s strange, but people “from there” write that despite certain economic problems, their situation is generally not bad... winked
    1. +2
      7 December 2023 13: 45
      That's it for now. The snowball has not yet gained momentum. The possibilities of saving “on yourself, your loved one” are not limitless, and it’s not personal consumption that makes the difference, but production, and here there is a power reserve for another two years, but then... It’s covered in darkness.
      1. +2
        7 December 2023 20: 13
        Why should we worry? They'll die out and that's fine laughing
    2. +2
      7 December 2023 20: 15
      Yes these people are lying laughing Skabeeva over there said the other day that they take turns taking baths in the same water belay And cold recourse in an unheated apartment! This is how hopelessness has reached in Germany!
  4. +1
    7 December 2023 13: 41
    It became known some time ago that the Germans will now have to save a lot on heating and hot water supply. The country's authorities even recommended that their population wash less. In order to save money, of course. The thing is that, due to sanctions against the Russian Federation, gas prices in Germany have increased so much that taking a long hot shower or, God forbid, a bath is becoming a luxury for the country’s population.

    What a horror, but every morning I take a bath, a cup of coffee, and then cocoa and tea.
    1. +1
      7 December 2023 20: 12
      Same thing) just a milk bath and a couple of spoons of black caviar for health!
  5. 0
    7 December 2023 17: 41
    Typhus, cholera, Spanish flu come from Europe! And they laughed at us for washing ourselves in the bathhouse! lol
  6. +1
    7 December 2023 20: 11
    The Germans will die from parasites and unsanitary conditions laughing
  7. +2
    8 December 2023 03: 51
    How interesting it is to read in the Russian press about what is happening in Europe, especially in Germany.
    Otherwise, you live in this very dirty, smelly, cold Germany and you don’t even suspect how terrified you are.
    But seriously, people, everything here is completely wrong. No one here walks around unwashed or unwashed (no, well, there are, of course, homeless people, but we’re not talking about them), and no one dies from cold and hunger.
    1. +2
      8 December 2023 08: 24
      Be honest! Make us happy wink You are writing this with fingers crooked from the cold on a frosty keyboard, scratching and scratching. winked you can't fool us lol
  8. -2
    8 December 2023 07: 49
    Vanga also predicted frozen Europe
    1. +1
      8 December 2023 09: 22
      Using your tongue to thrash is not to move sacks
  9. +3
    8 December 2023 08: 48
    Oh God!
    We should at least tell our friends that it turns out we are freezing here in a cold apartment. If I hadn't read it, I wouldn't have known.))
    Hello idiots from that very frozen Germany!))
  10. +1
    8 December 2023 09: 41
    Friends, we have been living in Germany for almost 30 years.
    You know more about us, so it’s included.
    Is it possible to believe what they say on TV?
    Well, everything is bad here...
    Nowadays there is no crowd at the Christmas markets, there are cars everywhere on the roads, there are often traffic jams, everyone here washes, eats, drinks, the shelves in the stores are not empty.
    What are you talking about, what kind of rotting, freezing?
    or are you writing about hunger here???
    Aw...people, wake up, you can’t be so naive....
    1. +2
      8 December 2023 09: 57
      You're lying tongue Nothing will work for you - destroy our unity! soldier We all, as one, believe only in our First Channel! And we listen only to the Shaman and the Russian anthem! You can't fool us with bullshit propaganda! feel
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    2. 0
      8 December 2023 10: 06
      Everything is clear about you. This nonsense is funny to you, just like stories about Russia in the West. But native Europeans firmly believe that every Russian has his own bear, which must be taken for a walk while playing the balalaika and with half a liter in his pocket. Although we know for sure that our national trait is not these stories of yours, but the ability to eat popsicles in 40-degree frost. You probably amazed the native Germans with this at one time?
      1. +2
        8 December 2023 10: 16
        Not only feel But also because Heine could quote winked
        Don't you have a bear? belay
        I’m coming out after a milk bath with a glass of vodka and a rosette of black caviar onto the porch in my native Perm region, wearing a light sable fur coat, listening to my neighbor pluck the strings of his balalaika, playing Komarinsky, and admiring how easily his bear dances, and how they dance queues take small sips of frosty vodka from one bottle...good!!
        The only thing that is a little upsetting is that in Germany at this time the Germans are freezing. But we could live almost like we do feel
        1. 0
          8 December 2023 11: 07
          Quote: Strange guest
          Don't you have a bear?

          Unfortunately, no longer. Now I have a gorgeous Thai cat. Real princess.
          1. 0
            8 December 2023 11: 14
            Pity crying well, you'll catch more wink we have these bears! fellow
            1. 0
              8 December 2023 11: 30
              Agree. We have them like dirt!
              1. 0
                8 December 2023 11: 35
                Our land is rich...
                1. +1
                  8 December 2023 17: 56
                  Quote: Strange guest
                  Our land is rich...

                  Not good roads?! winked
                  1. 0
                    8 December 2023 20: 37
                    Rich in everything wink We only have a hundred years in store fellow
  11. -1
    8 December 2023 10: 28
    Never mind, the fascists in the geyrope are no strangers to saving! And until the age of 22, Germany, France, and England saved on water, heating, and electricity. They took a quick, slightly warm shower, washed in one water or in the laundry, walked around in cold apartments in down jackets and hats in winter, slept under three blankets, so it’s normal for them, they won’t be told any other way!
    All their lives they say “Yavol mein Führer and Sieck Heil!”, if only against the Russians!
    1. +1
      8 December 2023 12: 40
      I also had to say that they eat once a month. And anyway, what kind of shower? There is no shower there (to save money). This is how it will be right.
      1. 0
        8 December 2023 20: 30
        Here! Look to the root! To the very essence!
      2. -1
        9 December 2023 09: 29
        Have you lived there in the EU? I lived and worked. I know all the ins and outs of the bourgeoisie. So no need to be silly here. There was no fountain there even before the age of 22. They eat from the belly and all sorts of nasty things, they don’t save food, but it is 3-5 times more expensive for them than for us. And the more useful, the more expensive!
        And they are noble misers, capitalists (!), and will hang themselves for everything! Some are impudent, some are Germans, some are French. And this is not because they have a lot of money!
        1. 0
          9 December 2023 10: 33
          Yes, not 5 times, but 10 times! fellow And what they eat is not just disgusting, but just garbage! laughing If you try to bite into a piece of Italian Parmesan, you'll break all your teeth. wassat and our Russian parmesan can be bitten off with just your gums Yes And their champagne is so sour - maybe it’s our fault, it’s pure syrup!
    2. +2
      9 December 2023 12: 32
      Yes, they wash it first, and then take turns washing in this water. That's the horror crying
  12. 0
    8 December 2023 13: 35
    It will be difficult for poor families (as always and everywhere) and owners of houses with old heating systems.
    In neighboring Holland, houses are being converted to heat pumps, which is much cheaper than gas.
    1. +1
      8 December 2023 16: 07
      Quote from new.ad
      In neighboring Holland, houses are being converted to heat pumps, which is much cheaper than gas

      Do not forget that the electric motor of such a pump must be powered by something. And he will drum around the clock. And for this to work effectively, there must be a large temperature difference between the heat exchangers.
  13. +2
    8 December 2023 14: 05
    Great, I’ll go fry some palm oil in a frying pan and smear this written balm on my soul, it makes me so happy that everything is so bad with them, someone wrote the quote “they write twisted from the cold” ..... Thank you, the post is crap
  14. -2
    8 December 2023 17: 58
    Quote: Twice-born
    Never mind, the fascists in the geyrope are no strangers to saving! And until the age of 22, Germany, France, and England saved on water, heating, and electricity. They took a quick, slightly warm shower, washed in one water or in the laundry, walked around in cold apartments in down jackets and hats in winter, slept under three blankets, so it’s normal for them, they won’t be told any other way!
    All their lives they say “Yavol mein Führer and Sieck Heil!”, if only against the Russians!

    What frankly primitive and rude trolling! lol
  15. 0
    8 December 2023 20: 04
    The Germans are always economical, the bath has always been a luxury, only for those who have their own home. Almost all hotels have had bathtubs for 10 years now. shower only. and the Germans are given a small towel and, if they want, go to a public bathhouse once a week. They don't walk dirty, but there should be a 5-minute shower. 1986 my teacher told me that the Germans fill a 5 liter bucket of water and 5 liters in the evening. That's pretty much it. only those who earn well may live differently, but usually then they have their own bathhouse. and paying for energy is really very expensive. approximately 3000 euros for an apartment of 65 sqm
    1. +2
      8 December 2023 20: 22
      Hug and cry. I'll go out of grief for the Germans and give my Thai cat a drink laughing And at the same time I’ll send you a textbook on Russian grammar
    2. +1
      8 December 2023 20: 33
      So in the morning they are 5l. They take it to drink, and in the evening 5 liters to flush the latrine at night. You need to understand! recourse
      And who lives better, there is the old landed aristocracy feel they can afford a bathhouse crying
  16. 0
    8 December 2023 21: 37
    Quote: Strange guest
    Skabeeva said the other day

    What did Professor Preobrazhensky say there? Don't read newspapers in the morning.
    I'll add - don't watch TV. Less chance of becoming a moron
    1. +2
      8 December 2023 22: 23
      Are they really lying through government channels? belay who to believe crying
  17. 0
    8 December 2023 22: 43
    The Germans are just making fun of heating and hot water! How long have we lived in Germany, as soon as it’s cold outside, the heating and hot water in the apartment are turned off at the same time! It becomes unbearable in the apartment, and in the end we all, including our German neighbors, put on everything we can and run outside because it’s warmer there.
    I remember how in Russia, if a breakdown occurs in about 20 minutes, in extreme cases, a couple of hours and everything is fixed. And people are also outraged that this is happening only in Russia.
    They would try to live in German lawlessness. Ours just have golden hands and hearts!
    1. 0
      9 December 2023 00: 35
      You're right, you're right Yes This is how the Germans live on the street until the cold subsides Yes
  18. 0
    9 December 2023 02: 52
    Yeah, good luck to you fellow Germans, the last time Hitler came to power thanks to such savings in the workers’ party, he saved well in Europe and Germany)