“Akhtung! Vasya Tsimbal in the air! ”

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From time to time, information appears about incidents between Russian and NATO military pilots. NATO pilots complain about the dangerous maneuvers of Russians near their aircraft.


Apparently, they forgot about the problems that the Soviet aces created for them. One of the most famous air hooligans of the USSR was the pilot Vasily Tsimbal.



The end of the kitten!

Cymbal was distinguished by a cheerful, cheerful and reckless character. The pilot approached his work creatively, for which he was repeatedly called to the "carpet" and transferred from one end of the country to the other.

Vasily Tsimbal in the 80s of the last century, at the end of the Cold War, piloted a Su-27 fighter. His popularity began while serving in the Far East. During the flight over the sea, he flew at a record low altitude above the Japanese aircraft carrier and "blew" one of the helicopters into the water. Perhaps the incident could be hushed up, attributing it to negligence, if not for the phrase uttered by Vasily on the air during the maneuver. In a literary translation, it sounds: "End the kitten!".

For this, in the fall of 1987, he was transferred to a small polar garrison in the Murmansk region.

Tamer of Orion

At the new duty station, Vasily Tsimbala was restless. Here, in the border areas of the Barents Sea, Soviet atomic submarines were based, the movements of which were watched with interest by NATO aviation. Foreign pilots were very bothered, but Vasily took up this issue.

His next hooligan trick significantly reduced the activity of NATO reconnaissance aircraft in the area. Cymbal on its "drying" flew over the deck of the American aircraft carrier and poured fuel on it, making a real "kerosene rain." But it could be a real attack.

But after the unusual act of the Soviet pilot, flights of Western aircraft in this area practically stopped. The only ones who did not respond to such a peculiar warning were the Norwegian Air Force. They used Orion reconnaissance aircraft to monitor Soviet territory. Particularly unpleasant was the fact that an aircraft of this type was able to be continuously in the air for up to 12 hours.

And so, one Sunday morning, Vasily Tsimbal took up combat duty in the sky of the Soviet Arctic. He was a little out of mood, as he missed his favorite TV show, Morning Mail. It is difficult for a modern Russian to realize this, but during the times of the USSR it was almost the only music and entertainment program that was broadcast once a week.

And then under his hot hand came the miserable Norwegian Orion. Cymbal began to describe aerobatics in a dangerous vicinity of the NATO reconnaissance aircraft, preventing him from dropping beacons into the wake of our submarines entering the open sea. As a result of an unsuccessful maneuver, the Norwegian caught the screw of one of the engines on the keel of the Soviet machine.

Debris damaged the Orion's skin and engine, causing him to return to base. But this was not enough for Tsimbalu, so he decided to pour spent fuel on the cockpit of the enemy’s aircraft, completely “outrunning” it. It was very humiliating!

Norwegians are lying!

Returning to base and not reporting on the incident, the Soviet pilot even managed to watch his favorite show. Perhaps this was the reason that from his bad mood there was not a trace left.

But by the end of the day it turned out that his air adventures did not end. The Norwegian pilot informed the authorities about the immodest behavior of the Russians, and they reported upstairs. As a result, the Soviet ambassador in Oslo received a note of protest, and Vasya Tsimbala was called “to the carpet”. At first, he tried to deny everything, claiming that the Norwegians were lying, but unexpectedly he was presented with a film where his "art" was captured. Norwegians filmed the actions of the Soviet pilot on camera. Noticing the shooting, he even took off his mask and began to pose. Therefore, on the frames it was possible to perfectly consider the side number of the fighter and the happy face of the Soviet pilot.

They did not begin to severely punish Vasily, but transferred from sin away to the south of Russia. True, a sea of ​​prohibition instructions appeared for Soviet military pilots. And the new colleagues of this dashing pilot painted on his plane a small badge of the disgraced Orion.

After this incident, in the bordering Arctic regions, one could often hear on the open air a humorous message for NATO pilots:

Achtung! Achtung! Vasya Tsimbal in the air!
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  1. +3
    31 October 2018 21: 53
    I don’t know Vasya, but I take off my hat to such personalities! A familiar pilot said that he patrolled the Baltic in the 80s. So some Orion there also lifted them up. Two or three times took off with a friend to accompany him because the SU-27 fuel was enough for about half an hour. The last time I made a barrel around it and at the international communication frequency I growled that I had drunk a liter of Russian vodka and will now do rock and roll with it. Not to explain the same gundos that he wanted to piss like their guns. So the scout blew almost on the fast and the furious!
  2. +1
    31 October 2018 21: 56
    The idea is good, it is necessary to raise motivation - otherwise it is nonsense, not an article. I spoke with Tsymbal in '89 - the article is a fairy tale. After graduation, he ended up in 'Kilpy' and served there, and so on .... He took him out to Savasleika, one flight - there was one spark in the troops, Sadovnikov himself, he was young. The elders were not taken out.
    A worthy person, and "left" the same way ...
    Ideas for the article "plus", the author "minus".
    1. 0
      1 November 2018 13: 45
      how did he leave? Just curious.
      1. 0
        5 July 2019 08: 40
        While on vacation, he died ridiculously ...
        In the early 2000s, he drowned on the Barnabas reservoir ...
  3. +1
    1 November 2018 01: 06
    Was the aircraft carrier in the Japanese system in the 80s ?! winked
    I know this story in completely different details and without the "artistic whistle", completely useless, giving our pilot a sort of (constantly "spoiling" some kind of "spent fuel" ??? what ) an air hooligan (and besides the Sunday Morning Mail there were other entertainment programs on Soviet TV, in 1987 this "mail" became not so interesting, its host Yuri Nikolaev, the older brother of Igoresha the "dolphin", was carried away by the promotion of which -that, just beginning to sing, youngsters, I doubt that a combat pilot, in love with the sky and airplanes, would be upset because of such a transfer! smile ) -why do this, dear Sergei Kuzmitsky, why should the gag be smacked and so openly "embellished", because the description of what happened in reality would have been more pleasant for readers if you had studied the subject of your Article properly ?! wink
    The Norwegians themselves brazenly asked for it, since before that they had dealt with completely different types of Soviet interceptors and the unique aerobatic properties of the secret Su-27 did not yet know and their usually successful, sneaky "kunstuk" for "aerodynamic shading" that hung under the belly (to prevent the dropping anti-submarine beacons) of the Soviet instructor was deafening (right up to the "pig squeal" on the air fellow ) failed!
    They did it themselves - our "Sukhoi" only had the "cap" on the keel off, and "Orion" was forced to prematurely interrupt its reconnaissance flight!
    Good luck to you, Sergei, and a more serious approach to patriotic themes - in this case, I sincerely "plus" your idea to write about our Defenders of the Fatherland, but, as comrade Pete Mitchell and I agree with him, "execution" pulls a minus "-Obviously you did not work, you treated carelessly (and in the meaning of" carelessly "too) ?! wink
  4. 0
    1 November 2018 09: 12
    Well, you have to brag?
    When the "partners" turn themselves up like that, they are bastards. When we are great. And the whole tale.
  5. +3
    1 November 2018 12: 18
    Why did you attack the author. Everything is fine. It is better to read this than any stuffing of the yellow press or amerobots. Amused. He cheered up, and who needs reliable facts - it’s over there, there are archives, all kinds of wikipedias. Tea is not a presidential site.
  6. +2
    1 November 2018 16: 38
    I find it difficult to assess the veracity of the story, especially regarding the impact of the Orion screw on the keel of the Su, but reading is fun. I am collecting such stories :-)
  7. +2
    2 November 2018 12: 20
    The story with the Norwegian Orion was.
    But how ugly it is described here!
    First.
    What is the discharge of spent fuel from aircraft?
    Where can the spent fuel come from for the SU-27 turbojet engines?
    The author, in aircraft engines, fuel, aviation kerosene burns up without a trace!
    Spent fuel happens in nuclear reactors!
    It’s possible to drop fuel on an airplane, but it’s the most working fuel,
    fuel is discharged during an accident in order to facilitate the aircraft during an emergency landing and reduce the likelihood of a fire.
    On some aircraft, this can be done in any situation, as in the case of Tsymbal, but hooliganism is pure, although I do not blame him, in the case of the enemy, all means are good!
    Second.
    A description of how and for what reason the Orion screw hit the keel of the SU-27.
    Yes, Orion was dropping beacons. Yes, Tsymbal slowed down, released the brake flap, and settled down from below Orion.
    But, on Orion, they decided to teach the Soviet pilot a lesson, released the brake flaps, flaps and slats, reduced the speed to almost landing, so that the SU-27 would either slip forward or fall into a tailspin.
    Norway at that time did not know that the SU-27 has exceptional flight characteristics, and can fly at the same speed as the Norwegian.
    As a result, Orion himself began to fall down, and when stalling, the keel of Drying touched the rotor blade.
    Su flew further, and the Norwegians broke through the gas tank with the blades of the propeller and the damaged neighboring engine.
    Norway was able to straighten the plane, but immediately stopped the flight mission, and with a steaming engine, a fuel leak, and screaming SOS to the entire Antarctic, flew to their base.
    And then they handed over Tsymbal.
    And he returned calmly to the base, reported that besides the problem with the keel, there were no other problems.
    Debriefing was after the Norwegian note.
    Although, many are sure that if Vasily reported immediately, he could have received a government award, because his actions stopped for half a year all the flights of NATO intelligence and any other aircraft off the northern coast of the Union!
    1. 0
      2 November 2018 12: 53
      And what's the reason?
    2. +1
      2 November 2018 14: 21
      I forgot to add that the Norwegians also released the chassis, to reduce their speed.