Kiev: Croatia is tse Ukraine!

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Probably, in every country there is an enthusiast, but a complete amateur from history, or even just not a completely mentally healthy person who will write beautiful fairy tales about her, amusing his national complexes and bloated ego.





All have heard that the Black Sea was dug by ancient ukry, the powerful ancestors of the modern inhabitants of Nezalezhnaya, they also poured the Caucasus Mountains. Jesus Christ, naturally, was born in Western Ukraine. The Gauls Asterix and Obelix are natives of Galicia. The proud leader of the slave uprising in Rome, Spartak is the purest Ukrainian. Tamed fire, a plow and a wheel are the oldest Ukrainian inventions. The Ukrainian nation has existed for 140 years, that is, long before the Cro-Magnons, from whom the rest of the people descended. Naturally, some Tatar-Finno-Ugric Muscovites there have no right to claim a consanguinity with the proud descendants of the First People.

Of course, all this nonsense would remain from the category of "pure neighing" if Russophobian forces did not come to power in Ukraine after the Maidan, and if they did not give way to stubborn nationalists. Among these, a native of Western Ukraine stands out, i.e. compatriot Christ, former Komsomol member Irina Farion. She is notorious for a number of scandalous statements, for which in a normal country she would have long thundered behind bars. For example, to the direct question of how her current activities are consistent with the communist past in the CPSU, she proudly answered:

Eagles do not confess to hyenas


The eaglet is known for her visit to kindergarten, where she revealed her nature, in the worst traditions of the Nazis dividing the children according to the correctness of names and thereby determining their future fate in Nezalezhnaya:

Olenko, never be Alenka. If you become Alena, then you need to pack your bags and leave for Muscovy. Masha is not our form. Let him go to where Masha lives. Petya, too, must leave here if he does not become Petryk.


Such disgusting remarks can be continued for a long time, but now Farion has spoken out on the subject of Ukrainian history, which we have touched on. The fact is that in the conditions of a deficit of victories, such characters feel the need to appropriate at least strangers. In particular, at the last World Cup in Russia, the Croatian team incredibly successfully performed, defeating the Russian team in a stubborn confrontation and almost becoming the winner of the mundial. And then Ukrainian nationalists found out that the Croats - they, too, they, Ukrainian, allegedly come from the mythological Khoriv, ​​brother of no less mythological Kiy. Here is what Farion says:

Even the Croats send us. Residents of modern Croatia moved to the Balkans from Western Ukraine in the IV-VI centuries of our era and the name of their country owed to Ukrainians. I will soon publish a collection of articles by my supervisor in which he tells where the ethnonym “Croats” came from - this is from our Horeb


Obviously, according to the logic of Ukrainian "historians", neighboring Czechs descended from their third brother Kiy and Khoriv - Schek.

In fairness, it must be recognized that this attack did not bypass Russia. What is the “new chronology” of the history of academician Fomenko? And the discovery of another academician with a speaking surname Chudinov, that the Cro-Magnons spoke Russian? The hypothesis that the Egyptians built their pyramids based on the technical and cultural achievements of an older and more powerful civilization, naturally, Russian, is no less striking in its scope ... However, in Russia this pseudoscientific nonsense remains nonsense and is not carried out at a high level to justify a certain exclusivity of the Russian of the people.
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  1. +1
    23 July 2018 19: 09
    Drink and throw uncollected.
  2. 0
    23 July 2018 20: 46
    Comrade Sergei, and now the comradegat Orysia owes you, like the land to the collective farm, for the brilliant "Czech" tip! Yes They there, with the entire Institute of Occupied Memory, would collectively think for more than one year over this "rationale", but you, so kind, took it and at once pleased the Nazis ?! request
    In addition to the general picture of the "historicism of the Ukrainian nation", one can add "girlish" from the well-known Maidan "Spalakhuyka (this is a" lighter "in Galicia" Newspeak ", not a curse!)":
    “Our roots speak of ancient cultures and civilizations. A country that HAD Scythians, Sarmatians, Tripoli, Sumerians, and we would compete with Egypt every day for our heritage. as a remnant of Soviet Ukraine "
  3. -1
    23 July 2018 21: 42
    Only the lazy did not trample on the old woman's bones of the mentally ill Irka Farion. Tired of already reading such cheap libels. the author of this nonsense is not much smarter than this pharyon. Moral is everywhere, though not everywhere they have power. But reading such couplets, one may get the impression that Ukraine is a country inadequate. But this is not so. UKRAINE as a phenomenon is itself stupid and insignificant. The great (insignificant) ukrov, who realize this, have only one way out, to praise and exalt themselves like Jews. Those modest ones also made up a story for themselves, you’re downloading! There was someone to learn from.
  4. 0
    24 July 2018 07: 15
    Quote: Primoos
    Tired of already reading such cheap libels. the author of this nonsense is not much smarter than this pharyon.

    Yes, so far to you hi
    1. 0
      24 July 2018 15: 48
      And you, my dear, are able to add more than five words at a time? Or only between sites?
    2. 0
      24 July 2018 16: 15
      You, my dear, apparently the soul hurts a lot for the Nazi Farion. When the soul hurts, it is called mentally ill. Do you like yellow, my dear? And what about blackboard?
  5. 0
    24 July 2018 07: 15
    Quote: pishchak
    Comrade Sergei, and now the comradegat Orysia owes you, like the land to the collective farm, for the brilliant "Czech" tip!

    It happened like that recourse