The British about the goals of the Russian team: Doping, not otherwise!

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Russian football has long been the subject of jokes and all kinds of humorous parodies due to its low performance. No one from the Russian team has long been expecting special results, except for desperate optimists. However, at the home World Cup, the national team of the Russian Federation extremely pleasantly surprised their compatriots.





In the first match with Saudi Arabia, five goals were scored and zero conceded. All Russians were amazed at such results, even President Vladimir Putin spread his hands in confusion in front of the distinguished guest from Riyadh. Everyone who knows Russian football strongly advised fans of our team not to relax and not wait for more miracles. As they say, once a year a stick shoots.



However, in the second match against Egypt, the stick fired again. 3 goals - this is a very confident victory. True, the defender of the Russian goal Igor Akinfeev stood the mark, conceiving a goal on a penalty spot. Nevertheless, for the first time in its history, the Russian team entered the playoffs of the World Cup.

This unusual and therefore unexpected event gave rise to some speculation in the camp of Russian ill-wishers. The British journalist Ben Ramsby transparently hinted that the unusual effectiveness of the game of the Russian national football team at the Home Championship could be related to the use of illegal drugs by the players in the foot ball. The Englishman recalled that back in 2014, our team was under suspicion of doping. I immediately remembered the “revelations” of the informer Grigory Rodchenkov, who claimed that a certain player of the Russian team participated in the state program for taking doping.

Previously, these accusations would only cause a bitter grin, since doping implies a result in the form of goals scored and no missed goals. But now goals really started to turn out. Also suspicious of the British publication The Telegraph is the fact that the Russians began to run across the field more and better than rivals. For example, in a fight with the team of Saudi Arabia, they cumulatively ran 73 kilometers. On average, Russian football players Samedov, Golovin and Gazinsky ran a little more than 11 English miles each in just 90 minutes. Ramsby journalist, for the sake of justice, notes that the energy of players on the field can be explained by other factors:

Russia plays at home, there is more adrenaline than it could otherwise be, and the country expects players to give their best and compensate for their shortcomings in technology


For our part, we believe that our guys are clean, and all their “doping” is bonus for scoring goals, expensive alcohol and hookah before the match.
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  1. 0
    21 June 2018 23: 10
    And also salaries! I would like that!
  2. +1
    22 June 2018 03: 01
    These are Russian hackers. The chip is sewn into the ball. So they manage.
  3. +1
    22 June 2018 09: 42
    Your May always goes stoned-and nothing, she herself poisoned her lover Skripal-and again nothing, but only the Russians are to blame.
  4. -1
    22 June 2018 14: 00
    Quote: Valentine
    she herself poisoned her lover Skripal

    What is this fantasy?
  5. +2
    22 June 2018 17: 20
    Yes, yes ... he himself saw a dropper dragging behind Dziuba, and Akinfeev was catching from a bottle right on the field! wassat