How Ukrainians carved themselves
Well, gentlemen, on all screens of the country, but what about the country, the whole world, the series “The Killing of a Progressive Russian Journalist.” The bloody hand of Moscow ... "it's time to take stock and put an end to this matter. The blockbuster failed with unprecedented success. What is there with the unprecedented - just deafening. Participation in the filming of the first persons did not help, and the involvement of the UN Security Council, and the blind use of German President Frank-Walter Steinmeier without paying for his participation is a new word in the art of rallies and fake news as a separate direction.
There are no complaints about the main character - he played as naturally as he could, lying on the floor, covered with a bucket of pig blood, shyly shook the president’s hand, who, with a vile smile, said under the cameras that he knew everything, and that this episode will be included in the annals of the emergence of Ukraine as a great European 45 million nation (I almost wrote “anal” with one “n”, which would more accurately reflect reality. By the way, where did he find 45 million there? Suddenly, somewhere then 10-15 million disappeared, without any war and famine, this is really oydet in the annals!) lied that his wife did not know about de stage version, and asked for her forgiveness, then insolently reported that de knew well, in general, it is clear that the hero tried as best he could. It’s not his fault that the script was written by mediocre scriptwriters from the SBU, but the mediocrity from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Prosecutor Generals who played so unconvincingly that they were not even believed by the seasoned enemies of Russia from the UN Security Council and both Anglo-Saxon capitals, about “ Reporters Without Borders ”,“ International Committee for the Protection of Journalists ”and the OSCE, I’m even silent here.
Colleagues from Langley looked at the work of their wards with poorly concealed contempt - no, that's not what they taught them for 4 years. Take, for example, a downed Boeing, the thing they personally supervised - everything was natural there, 298 corpses, the place of the fall cleared by the Grads, a plate on the “miraculously survived” fragment of the “Made in Russia” rocket with Putin’s personal business card attached and everything is in order - “The whole world” has been “eating” for 4 years now and is looking for the bloody hand of Moscow, although it cannot be found, but it doesn’t matter, it’s not the result that matters, but the process itself. What difference does it make in 60 years that it turns out that no one landed on the moon, and that the CIA killed President Kennedy, and Milosevic is not to blame for anything ?! The thing is done, the process has begun, and it is above all (the result is secondary) - as you know, the winners are not judged (what did Bush and Powell do for the test tube of flour? Well, certainly not the Nyurberg Tribunal!). And here is such a disgrace - where is the corpse of a murdered journalist? Where is Putin's business card? Where is the hand of Moscow? !! Where is all this ?! No, nothing can be entrusted to these morons, they will spoil everything, and plunder the money. Where is the money, by the way, Zin? Where written off 40 thousand greens? To some German (midnight is approaching, but Herman is still gone ...)? Where is the receipt in receipt? In general, it’s clear that the “goats” worked (sorry for the slang - it's not me, it's the curators who put it this way).
The only winning party in this entire bodyweight was the "miracle survivor." From an unknown journalist known only to his psychiatrists and a narrow circle of inhabitants of House No. 6 (Shenderovich Ibn Kasparov and his comrades), he turned into a world celebrity at one point, in which all countries' journalists line up, and he dictates prices for the interview - no , for free, guys, I don’t agree; 50-60 greenery will suit the father of Russian democracy at the first moment. What do you want? Do you need to live somehow? I’m now naked and barefoot, I was running away from the bloody regime in which my mother gave birth, you can’t smear the bread of a citizen of a non-state from the hands of the president of a non-state! I now have to go through life in body armor, and Putin’s ice axes are enough for me. I will write memoirs. Cook your grandmothers! .. Write, Arkasha, write, the Abrams tank is not yet complete for you so that you can proudly march on it along Tverskaya at the head of the NATO colony, kicking caterpillars with a monument to Putin (this I quote the author, Google already gives links on it in the first distribution, really rose on this topic!).
No, I must say, our fighter with the bloody regime writes well. Hard, hard, sometimes densely moving on mother. It hits not in the eyebrow, but in the eye, causing a puppy delight at his party. And the party pays him kilobytes of likes, and he took the news of his death as a personal irreplaceable loss, almost drowning the Internet with his crocodile tears and curses of bloody gebe. I personally read the revelations of one such figure, a “special services specialist,” who expertly told me that killing in the back at the entrance is the signature of the FSB. How did he goof off! This is the corporate handwriting of the SBU, dear comrade - learn the materiel! Ksenia Sobchak was in such a hurry to fall to the grave of her comrade in the struggle against the regime that she even missed news about his happy deliverance and continued to pour crocodile tears for another half day after the self-disclosure of the authors of this cheap series. The others, however, having learned that they had been divorced, immediately demanded compensation for the cost of their disappointment (return, Shura, at least money for flowers and tickets to Kiev was read between the lines), I must say that some of the most impressionable already managed to rush to the capital Putin’s resistance, in order to personally say goodbye to the murdered, but here such a bummer.
But their experiences can not be compared with the degree of disappointment of the main thinkers of this action. Where, in what place have we missed? After all, everything was so cool invented. Why is everyone complacent about the complacent British, and we, proud Ukrainians, who have been defending for 4 years at the forefront of the fight against the Kremlin and protecting all of Europe from it, but what about Europe - the whole world, do not believe it? I do not want to disappoint you, gentlemen, but do you know such a joke about the gentlemen whom everyone believes in the word? It seems to me all your trouble is that you are not gentlemen. The British, however, also no longer exist, but they continue to believe them by inertia. And to you - alas, no! Because you, excuse me, well, not at all gentlemen - they just didn’t come out with a mug! Have you looked at yourself in the mirror for a long time? Ah, does it fog up quickly from your fume? That's it! Should drink less! About your drunken prosecutor general, who is being taken off the flight when he arranges a fight with the police and promises to arrange another capture of the Reichstag - and this is in Frankfurt am Main, I am silent. But your confectioner-diabetic just needs to be tied up with this matter, otherwise the second term will no longer be surrounded by Mr. Merkel and Macron, but in the company of people with delirium tremens and a split personality (though Merkel has the impression that “squirrel "Has already come to him, especially after the" murder "of Babchenko, but she will tolerate it until the end of her first term).
In short, I sum up. Careful preparation must be made for provocations, gentlemen are good, more thoroughly! Where are your corpses? Not? Where are the agents of the Kremlin? Not? Where are the hands of Moscow? Bloody, blood stained? Also no? And if not, then what do you want from us? Any such condemnation of the Kremlin? You have achieved the exact opposite with your stupid actions - the Kremlin is openly and arrogantly laughing at you. No, with friends like you, enemies are no longer needed. How many more do you pull on your neck? Right, Putin was right a thousand times when he threw you off his own, leaving only Crimea and a naval base for himself. And the most annoying thing is that even with a surcharge, you don’t want to take you to your place. That's right about you, Lavrov said-morons B !. And this in this case is not an insult - it is a diagnosis! It is foolish to be offended by the truth.
For those who are especially stupid, I translate into the accessible language the essence of the claims of Western curators to my Ukrainian wards, who nod towards Britain, saying that everything got away with their Skripals, and they say to us that they will throw it to us? We, too, are against Russia, can you tell me, are we going to a holy cause? I explain ... Especially stupid people can write down ... If in Britain for a month to prove the guilt of the Russian Federation it is not clear where the main defendants in the case were hiding (by the way, the ex-colonel of the GRU is still hiding somewhere and it’s not a fact that they will show), then you , morons, something decided that it would be enough to withstand the Moscow Art Theater pause at 20 hours and it would be in the hat. No, guys, it won’t do that - the hat as a result turned into a pot, which you put on your head (although, to whom I say this - some of you still go from the Maidan in pans)! If the British, in order to avoid rumors, were not too lazy to clean up and deactivate the entire territory of Salisbury, even cut down the benches and trees around the Skripals' house, demolished the restaurant where they had dinner, destroyed all the evidence together with the house of the “poor” spy, rolling him on the asphalt, not even sparing the cat and guinea pigs, and already 2 months go without taking off chemical suits. protection, then you limited yourself to a can of pork blood, poured on the back of an innocently killed. No guys, serious things are not done like that! It’s not for you to put Nadia Savchenko in jail, here you won’t get away with decoy ducks and mounted videos, you had to specifically “blame” this journalist, as you did with Oles Buzina and Denis Voronenkov, and then go out all over in white and declare their claims to the Evil Empire. And so, who will believe you ?! Even we with all due respect to you. Carefully prepare for such things guys! More carefully ... "The whole world" is already tired of you and your problems. Go to hell! .. Rake yourself now.
Afterword from the author, in the wake of sensational provocations
If in 2014 in the case of the downed Boeing, there was at least the downed Boeing itself and 298 corpses in it, and the Russian trace was traced at least hypothetically, then in the “Skripal case” in 2018 the corpses themselves were traced hypothetically, and the connection with the Russian Federation was already assumed “With high probability”, but by no means proven (the new term “highly likely” has come into use). In the case of Babchenko, concocted in haste by the Ukrainian side, there were no corpses, no connection with the Russian Federation, either hypothetical or alleged. However, gentlemen, do not you find a trend? .. Greyhounds!
There are no complaints about the main character - he played as naturally as he could, lying on the floor, covered with a bucket of pig blood, shyly shook the president’s hand, who, with a vile smile, said under the cameras that he knew everything, and that this episode will be included in the annals of the emergence of Ukraine as a great European 45 million nation (I almost wrote “anal” with one “n”, which would more accurately reflect reality. By the way, where did he find 45 million there? Suddenly, somewhere then 10-15 million disappeared, without any war and famine, this is really oydet in the annals!) lied that his wife did not know about de stage version, and asked for her forgiveness, then insolently reported that de knew well, in general, it is clear that the hero tried as best he could. It’s not his fault that the script was written by mediocre scriptwriters from the SBU, but the mediocrity from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Prosecutor Generals who played so unconvincingly that they were not even believed by the seasoned enemies of Russia from the UN Security Council and both Anglo-Saxon capitals, about “ Reporters Without Borders ”,“ International Committee for the Protection of Journalists ”and the OSCE, I’m even silent here.
Colleagues from Langley looked at the work of their wards with poorly concealed contempt - no, that's not what they taught them for 4 years. Take, for example, a downed Boeing, the thing they personally supervised - everything was natural there, 298 corpses, the place of the fall cleared by the Grads, a plate on the “miraculously survived” fragment of the “Made in Russia” rocket with Putin’s personal business card attached and everything is in order - “The whole world” has been “eating” for 4 years now and is looking for the bloody hand of Moscow, although it cannot be found, but it doesn’t matter, it’s not the result that matters, but the process itself. What difference does it make in 60 years that it turns out that no one landed on the moon, and that the CIA killed President Kennedy, and Milosevic is not to blame for anything ?! The thing is done, the process has begun, and it is above all (the result is secondary) - as you know, the winners are not judged (what did Bush and Powell do for the test tube of flour? Well, certainly not the Nyurberg Tribunal!). And here is such a disgrace - where is the corpse of a murdered journalist? Where is Putin's business card? Where is the hand of Moscow? !! Where is all this ?! No, nothing can be entrusted to these morons, they will spoil everything, and plunder the money. Where is the money, by the way, Zin? Where written off 40 thousand greens? To some German (midnight is approaching, but Herman is still gone ...)? Where is the receipt in receipt? In general, it’s clear that the “goats” worked (sorry for the slang - it's not me, it's the curators who put it this way).
The only winning party in this entire bodyweight was the "miracle survivor." From an unknown journalist known only to his psychiatrists and a narrow circle of inhabitants of House No. 6 (Shenderovich Ibn Kasparov and his comrades), he turned into a world celebrity at one point, in which all countries' journalists line up, and he dictates prices for the interview - no , for free, guys, I don’t agree; 50-60 greenery will suit the father of Russian democracy at the first moment. What do you want? Do you need to live somehow? I’m now naked and barefoot, I was running away from the bloody regime in which my mother gave birth, you can’t smear the bread of a citizen of a non-state from the hands of the president of a non-state! I now have to go through life in body armor, and Putin’s ice axes are enough for me. I will write memoirs. Cook your grandmothers! .. Write, Arkasha, write, the Abrams tank is not yet complete for you so that you can proudly march on it along Tverskaya at the head of the NATO colony, kicking caterpillars with a monument to Putin (this I quote the author, Google already gives links on it in the first distribution, really rose on this topic!).
No, I must say, our fighter with the bloody regime writes well. Hard, hard, sometimes densely moving on mother. It hits not in the eyebrow, but in the eye, causing a puppy delight at his party. And the party pays him kilobytes of likes, and he took the news of his death as a personal irreplaceable loss, almost drowning the Internet with his crocodile tears and curses of bloody gebe. I personally read the revelations of one such figure, a “special services specialist,” who expertly told me that killing in the back at the entrance is the signature of the FSB. How did he goof off! This is the corporate handwriting of the SBU, dear comrade - learn the materiel! Ksenia Sobchak was in such a hurry to fall to the grave of her comrade in the struggle against the regime that she even missed news about his happy deliverance and continued to pour crocodile tears for another half day after the self-disclosure of the authors of this cheap series. The others, however, having learned that they had been divorced, immediately demanded compensation for the cost of their disappointment (return, Shura, at least money for flowers and tickets to Kiev was read between the lines), I must say that some of the most impressionable already managed to rush to the capital Putin’s resistance, in order to personally say goodbye to the murdered, but here such a bummer.
But their experiences can not be compared with the degree of disappointment of the main thinkers of this action. Where, in what place have we missed? After all, everything was so cool invented. Why is everyone complacent about the complacent British, and we, proud Ukrainians, who have been defending for 4 years at the forefront of the fight against the Kremlin and protecting all of Europe from it, but what about Europe - the whole world, do not believe it? I do not want to disappoint you, gentlemen, but do you know such a joke about the gentlemen whom everyone believes in the word? It seems to me all your trouble is that you are not gentlemen. The British, however, also no longer exist, but they continue to believe them by inertia. And to you - alas, no! Because you, excuse me, well, not at all gentlemen - they just didn’t come out with a mug! Have you looked at yourself in the mirror for a long time? Ah, does it fog up quickly from your fume? That's it! Should drink less! About your drunken prosecutor general, who is being taken off the flight when he arranges a fight with the police and promises to arrange another capture of the Reichstag - and this is in Frankfurt am Main, I am silent. But your confectioner-diabetic just needs to be tied up with this matter, otherwise the second term will no longer be surrounded by Mr. Merkel and Macron, but in the company of people with delirium tremens and a split personality (though Merkel has the impression that “squirrel "Has already come to him, especially after the" murder "of Babchenko, but she will tolerate it until the end of her first term).
In short, I sum up. Careful preparation must be made for provocations, gentlemen are good, more thoroughly! Where are your corpses? Not? Where are the agents of the Kremlin? Not? Where are the hands of Moscow? Bloody, blood stained? Also no? And if not, then what do you want from us? Any such condemnation of the Kremlin? You have achieved the exact opposite with your stupid actions - the Kremlin is openly and arrogantly laughing at you. No, with friends like you, enemies are no longer needed. How many more do you pull on your neck? Right, Putin was right a thousand times when he threw you off his own, leaving only Crimea and a naval base for himself. And the most annoying thing is that even with a surcharge, you don’t want to take you to your place. That's right about you, Lavrov said-morons B !. And this in this case is not an insult - it is a diagnosis! It is foolish to be offended by the truth.
For those who are especially stupid, I translate into the accessible language the essence of the claims of Western curators to my Ukrainian wards, who nod towards Britain, saying that everything got away with their Skripals, and they say to us that they will throw it to us? We, too, are against Russia, can you tell me, are we going to a holy cause? I explain ... Especially stupid people can write down ... If in Britain for a month to prove the guilt of the Russian Federation it is not clear where the main defendants in the case were hiding (by the way, the ex-colonel of the GRU is still hiding somewhere and it’s not a fact that they will show), then you , morons, something decided that it would be enough to withstand the Moscow Art Theater pause at 20 hours and it would be in the hat. No, guys, it won’t do that - the hat as a result turned into a pot, which you put on your head (although, to whom I say this - some of you still go from the Maidan in pans)! If the British, in order to avoid rumors, were not too lazy to clean up and deactivate the entire territory of Salisbury, even cut down the benches and trees around the Skripals' house, demolished the restaurant where they had dinner, destroyed all the evidence together with the house of the “poor” spy, rolling him on the asphalt, not even sparing the cat and guinea pigs, and already 2 months go without taking off chemical suits. protection, then you limited yourself to a can of pork blood, poured on the back of an innocently killed. No guys, serious things are not done like that! It’s not for you to put Nadia Savchenko in jail, here you won’t get away with decoy ducks and mounted videos, you had to specifically “blame” this journalist, as you did with Oles Buzina and Denis Voronenkov, and then go out all over in white and declare their claims to the Evil Empire. And so, who will believe you ?! Even we with all due respect to you. Carefully prepare for such things guys! More carefully ... "The whole world" is already tired of you and your problems. Go to hell! .. Rake yourself now.
Afterword from the author, in the wake of sensational provocations
If in 2014 in the case of the downed Boeing, there was at least the downed Boeing itself and 298 corpses in it, and the Russian trace was traced at least hypothetically, then in the “Skripal case” in 2018 the corpses themselves were traced hypothetically, and the connection with the Russian Federation was already assumed “With high probability”, but by no means proven (the new term “highly likely” has come into use). In the case of Babchenko, concocted in haste by the Ukrainian side, there were no corpses, no connection with the Russian Federation, either hypothetical or alleged. However, gentlemen, do not you find a trend? .. Greyhounds!
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