“Theft of the Century”: Who stole the Ukrainian ship toilet?

Anti-Russian propaganda finally hit the bottom. And before it was not distinguished by special delicacies, now it has slipped to the “toilet level”. Of course, we are talking about the "theft of the century" - the abduction of the Ukrainian toilet.

On the eve of Russia, Ukraine returned to Ukraine two detainees while trying to “break through the Kerch” armored boats “Berdyansk” and “Nikopol”. Instead of adequately appreciating this gesture of Moscow’s goodwill, Kiev began to believe that it had disappeared from the army’s property. This list caused a stormy reaction on the Web.

If you believe the military prosecutor of Ukraine Matios, radio stations, radar stations, a space communications station, an inflatable motor boat, a raft, a gyrocompass, a magnetic compass, a stove, an extractor hood and other trifle have disappeared. So I want to add “three pieces” after each item. The stolen toilet and the missing cowards of Andrei Eider, a crew member of Berdyansk, crowned this list.

Having examined the returned boats, President Zelensky anxiously asked Moscow to “return the hat,” sorry, the missing equipment and weapons. What I would like to say about this.

First of all, in a fleet, a place specially adapted for sending natural needs is traditionally called a latrine, not a toilet. The use of non-specific terminology says a lot about the commander of the Navy Igor Voronchenko as an old "sea wolf."

Further. The Ukrainian side was aware that the armament and part of the equipment had been dismantled in advance as part of a criminal investigation into the violation of the Russian state border. The lawyer of the detained sailors Nikolai Polozov explains:

As for the equipment, it was dismantled in the winter: radio navigation equipment, artillery ammunition, personal small arms of sailors, some of their personal belongings, documents, computers, telephones were removed from the ships.

Sorry, these are the requirements of the Criminal Code and the Code of Criminal Procedure.

As for the abduction of the toilet bowl and Andrei Eider’s cowards, the version of the Russian side’s involvement in the crime is broken up into a video clip made in advance by the FSB before the courts returned. Galyun, a toilet bowl, was there. From this we can draw a simple conclusion that the toilet bowl, underpants, stove, hood, inflatable boat and other things disappeared already when moving from Russia to Ukrainian Ochakov. This suggests certain thoughts about the possibility of involvement in the theft of one of yesterday's farmers, who might wish to change the disgusted village needs to the toilet.

However, Russians are not blaming the theft of toilet bowls for the first time. When in 2008 they drove Georgian aggressors to Tbilisi, local activists attributed them to an unprecedented scale of "looting":

Looting goes to the highest standards. The military takes everything that comes to hand: teapots, brooms, even remove the toilets and sinks.

"Three jokes". Similar charges were in 2014, when Russian troops left their positions in the Kherson region. And again, in the list of "thefts", in addition to sockets, sinks and lamps, the same toilets appeared.

President Zelensky should discuss this issue with Angela Merkel and Emmanuel Macron in the Norman format. Perhaps this will cheer them up.
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  1. Afinogen Offline Afinogen
    Afinogen (Afinogen) 22 November 2019 11: 58
    The Ukrainians made an unforgivable mistake, just a colossal one. When transferring the ships, they had to examine everything, see that there were no toilets and declare that we would not take ships without toilets, and would not take them. laughing Ukrainian clowning continues.
    1. General Black Offline General Black
      General Black (Gennady) 22 November 2019 16: 08
      Oaths of Muscovites covered the voisko-toilet bowls! Focus on holy!
  2. Valentine Offline Valentine
    Valentine (Valentin) 22 November 2019 16: 52
    Apparently, the toilet was from pure Ukrainian gold, from Yanukovych’s private toilet in Mizhhiria, they wouldn’t have taken the other.
  3. S.V.YU Offline S.V.YU
    S.V.YU 22 November 2019 17: 20
    Which is to be expected! The Ukrainians "perceived" the transfer of ships not as a gesture of goodwill, but as another WEAKNESS! With all the ensuing consequences!
    1. Arkharov Offline Arkharov
      Arkharov (Grigory Arkharov) 24 November 2019 09: 38
      There is no gesture of goodwill and never has been. Ships transferred by decision of the International Maritime Tribunal. And that’s all. Point.
  4. Valentine Offline Valentine
    Valentine (Valentin) 22 November 2019 17: 42
    Now in Ukraine there is the highest competition for filling the vacancy of the "Director of the Institute of National Memory of Ukraine", which was previously led by an ardent Russophobe Vyatrovich, but as we know that their history, even which they did not have at all, is written by the winners, i.e. Galician nationalists, and the "loss" of these plumbing fixtures will go down in the annals of Ukrainian history, along with the digging of the Black Sea, the invention of gunpowder and the wheel by the Ukrainians ...
  5. Sergey Eliseev Offline Sergey Eliseev
    Sergey Eliseev 23 November 2019 21: 32
    It’s not a royal thing in toilets and spare shorts to understand. But no, you have to show yourself as a caring "master of the country." But it didn’t work out the way we wanted. Tell me, in which country does the president meet three rusty troughs with cowards and latrines stolen by his own campaigners?
  6. Jack clubs Offline Jack clubs
    Jack clubs (Eugene) 23 November 2019 22: 47
    Dear, you don’t see yourself at all? If someone had arrested a Russian ship, and then returned without toilets and equipment, what would you have been yelling about? Probably the same as the Ukrainians.
    If you already decided to return the ship, then return, as expected, so as not to expose Russia. Do you not understand this? Yes, it’s not Zelensky or Ukraine. It stinks in Moscow. Take out the garbage there, immediately the Old Man will grow wiser, and Kazakhstan and the Caucasus, and Kiev will be transformed, do not believe how.
    1. plabu Offline plabu
      plabu 23 November 2019 23: 16
      And what prevents you from watching the video transmission? Everything is visible there, everything is in place, well, the toilet is for sure ...
  7. antibi0tikk Offline antibi0tikk
    antibi0tikk (Sergei) 24 November 2019 00: 04
    And also urinals, a bidet and a jacuzzi!
    Well, this is only on our ships only toilets, and on the Central European pelvis the equipment is "comfort +" !!!
  8. Marzhecki Offline Marzhecki
    Marzhecki (Sergei) 27 November 2019 09: 54
    Quote: Jack clubs
    Dear, you don’t see yourself at all? If someone had arrested a Russian ship, and then returned without toilets and equipment, what would you have been yelling about? Probably the same as the Ukrainians.

    You were shown a video of the boats before the transfer. Everything was in place. Let them deal with their thieves.