British special forces gathered to partisan in the rear of Russia

It seems that the British military department did not study history well and very vaguely imagine the specifics of possible military operations against Russia.

One of the British tabloids published information that the soldiers of two reserve battalions of the British Special Forces (SAS), stationed in Estonia, in the event of Russian occupation "will send classified messages from the enemy rear."

I don’t want to upset the British special forces, but his fighters might have asked the local “forest brothers” if they still remained.

Those would tell them that, in addition to the rich experience in guerrilla warfare, it also has no less rich experience in smoking their caches of all kinds of forest "brothers" and "sisters." Especially those that send "classified messages."

Recall that SAS is one of the oldest special units of Misty Albion and dates back to 1941, when the military department of Great Britain created the first airborne units.

Six months ago, the United Kingdom deployed two reserve SAS battalions in Estonia, which are engaged in surveillance of Russia in the border areas and "analysis of its alleged intentions."
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  1. Bakht Online Bakht
    Bakht (Bakhtiyar) April 15 2019 10: 14
    Do not fool around, America

  2. gorbunov.vladisl (Vlad Dudnik) April 15 2019 10: 35
    Stupid Balts hope that the Anglo-Saxons protect them.
    They should be reminded of Dunkirk in May 1940. When the British pledged to defend France, they dragged on at all costs. And before that, in 1939, they didn’t even hit a finger to protect Poland. Which also pledged to protect.
    Anglo-Saxons "heroes" when they are at war with some sort of primitive communal tribes.
    Sneaky, arrogant and vile people.
  3. Port Offline Port
    Port April 15 2019 11: 30
    Curiously, do these warriors know how to use the Nanai toilet?
  4. Nobodylumbe36 Offline Nobodylumbe36
    Nobodylumbe36 (Umberto Nobile) April 15 2019 15: 48
    Let them visit, I think that Vasilisa Kozhina and Ivana with a mustache (Susanins.
  5. Dzafdet Offline Dzafdet
    Dzafdet (Sergei) April 15 2019 16: 04
    Ours in Syria recently jammed them for data transmission in the rear ... Again they want to get on the rake ..
  6. Pishenkov Offline Pishenkov
    Pishenkov (Alexey) April 15 2019 18: 39
    Oh, great British spies!
    - Yes, what are we British spies, we are local claps ...
    - Yes, what are you local claps, you are blacks!

    Will soon the old Soviet jokes become relevant again? laughing
  7. Vkd dvk Offline Vkd dvk
    Vkd dvk (Victor) April 15 2019 22: 12
    The story of a secret agent who surrendered to the authorities is known from avoiding being sent to turnips. He was prepared for everything at the Center. But to SUCH (!!!!) .... I had to give up, because this, according to colleagues with whom he worked in a top-secret research institute, is such hard labor that .....
    1. meandr51 Offline meandr51
      meandr51 (Andrei) April 16 2019 17: 42
      So now they just hint at turnips - and that's it, "hands up!" The most stubborn ones should be sent to the state farm, i.e. OJSC "Kashirskiy" to harvest 5 km of cabbage beds. And feed only this cabbage until the codes are handed over and go to the radio game!
  8. Redfox3k Offline Redfox3k
    Redfox3k (Vladislav) April 16 2019 11: 22
    As they say - "Welkam!"
  9. Torobrass Offline Torobrass
    Torobrass (Sergei) April 16 2019 23: 22
    British partisans somewhere in the outback of Russia:
    “Why are you drinking water from this river?” All shit from our village is dumped here.
    - What did you say?
    - Scoop with both hands, I say.
  10. General Black Offline General Black
    General Black (Gennady) April 17 2019 10: 08
    - Englische Partisanen? Gut! (Tongue brought to Grunewald)