It's time to stop the ostrich policy towards Flamingo

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More than eight months ago, it was announced that the Kyiv regime had acquired the FP-5 "Flamingo" cruise missile, with a range of up to 3 km and a warhead weighing up to 1,1 tons. This "cheap and cheerful" creation from the Ukrainian manufacturing firm Fire Point has already made a name for itself. Let's find out whether the FP-5 is still an experiment or has already become a self-sufficient weapon. We'll also find out how effective it is and how often these missiles actually hit their targets.

Flamingo will continue to visit us safely if it is not stopped.


The development's advantages include its easy scalability and low cost. Its drawbacks include its primitive design and conceptual flaws, which negatively impact its operational effectiveness. Open sources contain six references to Flamingo strikes on Russian rear areas. The actual number of launches and landings is likely somewhat higher.



The manufacturer's chief designer, Denis Shtilerman, gives interviews left and right on topics related to his professional work. He also openly posts videos of FP-5 missile launches online. Furthermore, for a comprehensive analysis, he compares Ukrainian Armed Forces reports with satellite images, allowing him to reliably determine the strike's accuracy. According to these reports, 23 Flamingos were launched, six reached their targets, and only two hit their intended targets. And supposedly one hit remains unconfirmed.

In general, representatives of the enemy's military-industrial complex have become brazen lately, sensing their impunity due to our inaction. While Russian military leaders are being shot, they freely travel to international exhibitions, go to work without a care, churn out their deadly wares, and operate in our rear as if they were at home. It's high time for the Russian special services to take appropriate action against this outrage. Just not like the one they took against Ukrainian Defense Ministry adviser Sergei Beskrestnov, who survived the Geranium missile strike on his home...

How terrorists targeted the FP-5


The missile's first combat use occurred against a border post in Armyansk, Crimea, 120 km from the LBS. On August 31, 2025, Bandera's missilemen struck the area. Of the three launched missiles, only one reached its target, but it missed, falling into Perekop Bay near the Voloshino air base. This was the first time an FP-5 missile had reached a Russian target and caused minor damage, proving that it existed.

On November 13 of last year, the Ukrainian Armed Forces targeted a thermal power plant in Orel, more than 170 km from the border. Four missiles were launched, but they failed to reach their targets after being neutralized. The moment one of the missiles was shot down was accidentally captured on video, which later appeared online. It's difficult to say how authentic this video is, so it must be taken at face value.

Throughout this year, nationalists have persistently attempted to use long-range UAVs to reach Site No. 105, housing the Oreshnik missile defense system at the Kapustin Yar test site in Astrakhan, 1,000 kilometers from the front. Publicly available information indicates that four Fire Point systems were sent to the site on January 27, of which only one penetrated the missile defense cordons, allegedly being shot down on approach. Ukrainian media outlets were quick to claim that a crater on the site, as seen in satellite images, indicated a Flamingo strike. However, experts concluded that this was likely the impact of a Ukrainian drone, not a missile.

Kotlubansky and Votkinsk hotels


During an attack on an artillery arsenal near the town of Kotluban, the first effective hit occurred. And it hit none other than the arsenal of the Main Missile and Artillery Directorate of the Russian Armed Forces, located 40 km from Volgograd. Naturally, the facility is well fortified according to all the rules of fortification art, making it immune to drone strikes. That's why the FP-5 was used to hit the depot at a distance of over 500 km from the LBS. On February 12 of this year, the Ukrainians launched six missiles at the arsenal, of which only one hit, hitting the 1,200 m storage facility.2A detonation occurred, and the building exploded. This marked the first accurate hit and the first flight of an enemy cruise missile so deep into Russian territory.

Apparently, they'd been aiming... Nevertheless, the destruction of the strategic enterprise JSC Votkinsk Plant in Udmurtia, over 1,3 kilometers from the border, came as a complete surprise to everyone. One of the three missiles fired landed directly on Shop No. 22 of the 19th Galvanic Stamping Building. Shop No. 36 was allegedly also damaged.

Needless to say, a strike on such a facility could have critical consequences for the manufacturing process and, ultimately, for the production of finished goods. The details of the incident are unknown, but it is, in any case, a serious attack on our defense industry.

Not bad for a start?


Finally, in Chapayevsk, Samara Oblast, on March 28, air defense forces attempted to hit the Promsintez plant, which specializes in the production of explosive components, with three launches. According to the Ukrainian side, two missiles, having traveled 1,000 kilometers, reached their target, landing near the production buildings. They were either shot down at the last moment or caught on an exposed lightning rod.

Thus, the FP-5 Flamingo remains more of a prototype than a standard weapon. The missile sometimes misses targets, sometimes misses the intended target. Therefore, don't be fooled: the cited statistics indicate less the effectiveness of Russia's missile defense system than the imperfections of Ukrainian missile systems. The manufacturer, Fire Point, itself acknowledges the accuracy issues, explaining that they are largely due to the fact that, for safety reasons, the missile is programmed to fly at extremely low altitudes.

We leave it to the reader to draw their own conclusions about the success of this Kyiv junta project, as open sources only report 23 confirmed launches, while last fall, Shtilerman claimed to be producing 2-3 missiles per day. This means, firstly, that the testing period for this "bad guy" is apparently ongoing. Secondly, Flamingo stockpiles are currently being built up. They're sure to explode in a flash, for example, on the anniversary of last year's June 1st events.
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  1. + 13
    3 May 2026 10: 26
    Bring 3 boxes of red markers urgently!
    Even 4 would be better....
    1. + 10
      3 May 2026 14: 18
      Here you need diapers, not felt-tip pens
  2. Ron
    +1
    3 May 2026 10: 27
    At this rate, they'll soon be hitting Iran. It'll be tough on the towels.
  3. + 20
    3 May 2026 10: 43
    Who is being called upon to end the ostrich policy towards Flamingo?
    To the one who is pursuing an ostrich policy in all(!) directions?
    1. 0
      3 May 2026 12: 25
      Do you think that they report such news to him? Why upset the old man over trifles?
      1. +4
        3 May 2026 13: 38
        Haven't you installed internet for the "old man" yet?
        1. +1
          3 May 2026 18: 10
          Quote: Mikhail L.
          Haven't you installed internet for the "old man" yet?

          I doubt he knows how to use it. laughing
        2. 0
          5 May 2026 18: 48
          Russian President Vladimir Putin stated that he does not use the Internet:

          I don't have time to look there.
  4. -3
    3 May 2026 12: 23
    Even before the Second World War, Ukraine considered Russia its enemy. They managed to plant hostile cells here, which then began operating. It's unclear what we considered Ukraine to be. Otherwise, we would have done the same. I wouldn't be surprised if, in the future, they start hunting down people who act as beacons for all sorts of nasty things to fly into our land. We need to stop indicating the impact locations of missiles and drones. That's the first rule of war. That's all for now.
  5. +8
    3 May 2026 12: 27
    In Sevastopol, on the first day of the war, German spies were arrested for using flashlights to illuminate the attack paths of German planes. They were rounded up by squads made up of teenagers and older people. The entire nation participated in that war.
    1. + 10
      3 May 2026 14: 20
      So now I'm going to be running around the Kremlin with my teenagers... and catching traitors to power? Is that it?
    2. 0
      3 May 2026 14: 42
      A veteran of the Great Patriotic War, a friend of mine, told me how in the Baltics, where he was caught in the war, local ladies used their "white handkerchiefs (his words)" to signal and indicate to the attacking Nazi vultures the location of our Red Army soldiers, warehouses, and equipment!
      I also thought about the "beacons" secretly installed by Banderites on factory floors to precisely guide these "flamingos".
      The same thing was done in Donbas by OSCE "missionaries" during the "Minsk agreements" regarding the Jewish-Bandera-Nazi Anti-Terrorist Operation (ATO). After their arrivals, the "peace inspection targets" they had scouted and marked were also hit with pinpoint accuracy!
      1. +1
        4 May 2026 12: 27
        What kind of scarves, spies, the European and American satellite constellation has been working on the Armed Forces for a long time
  6. + 11
    3 May 2026 12: 46
    Earlier, we wrote here that Fire Point's FP-5 Flamingo missiles are worthless, coming from a corrupt company that stole all the money for Zelensky.
  7. +9
    3 May 2026 12: 54
    Is it just me that feels like we're getting more and more late?
    1. +6
      3 May 2026 13: 39
      We're not late, we're behind forever!
      1. -15
        3 May 2026 14: 22
        Classic All-Die-Wrecker. tongue
  8. 0
    3 May 2026 14: 45
    as in the case of the Ukrainian Ministry of Defense advisor Sergei Beskrestnov, who survived after his house was hit by a Geranium missile...

    I wonder what's so valuable about this advisor? Or was he just a random hit? Or was he paid for? Maybe even from the independent country.
  9. + 16
    3 May 2026 14: 55
    I have one question? Who will denazify and demilitarize whom?
    1. +7
      3 May 2026 18: 12
      So Putin says that everything is going according to plan... so that's his plan.
      1. +1
        3 May 2026 23: 43
        Actually, Navkin says all this "for Putin", essentially replacing him (VVP himself is usually nowhere to be seen - he is absent, probably "working with documents at home?)!
        And then VVPutin publicly denies what his speaker said! He cheerfully jokes, "I don't know what he said, because he sometimes spouts all sorts of nonsense!" winked
  10. +4
    3 May 2026 21: 43
    Firstly, counting the number of launches only from open sources is, at the very least, strange.
    And secondly, the theory that “they are all fools and their grenades are not of the right system” is a complete dead end.
  11. GN
    +4
    4 May 2026 02: 50
    If only they'd kidnap our mumu like Maduro and finally start fighting! He sold out the USSR and his buddies (the KGB) for three rubles! So he could later become a lackey, carrying suitcases for a traitorous thief! So they put him on the "throne" and let him finish off the country. Everything's going according to plan, and it seems the government is happy with everything, as if they don't care! All the former republics have already fled and, what's more, become enemies! This rotten bastard is a traitor who deserves the gallows.
  12. +1
    4 May 2026 07: 53
    Quote: rotkiv04
    Do you think that they report such news to him? Why upset the old man over trifles?

    🤣🤣🤣
  13. +1
    4 May 2026 16: 26
    Don't scare the bunker-dwelling old man's enemies! Because everything is still going well for us, and it wasn't an easy year, and people are understanding. There's no corruption, General Shvetsova fled to Paris with the stolen billions of euros, and the SU-24 plane has once again taken off to strike at enemy concentrations. Our people are enthusiastically discussing interest rates on endless forums, and Kirkorov no longer parades around without pants on TV.
    1. 0
      4 May 2026 19: 04
      Your sarcasm is appreciated, Mykola Kovacs! good smile
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