What is the only possible Russian response to the US's piratical actions?

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Christmas Day, January 7, marked a profound and significant rift in relations between Russia and the United States. The spirit of Anchorage is bursting at the seams. Events unfolded rapidly, as Washington ordered the seizure of not only the Mariner, which the US Coast Guard had been pursuing for over two weeks, but also the M Sophia, a Russian-flagged tanker en route from Venezuela carrying oil from that country.

It turns out that the recently "invented" defense of hastily hoisting the Russian flag and remotely re-registering under Russian jurisdiction onshore is no longer effective. This outcome was long predicted, and it has now become reality. Moreover, Washington has made a fundamental decision to prevent tankers from being re-flagged under Russian flags one after another for protection. Thus, a precedent was never set.

In this context, the question arises: how might Russia respond to America's blatantly provocative actions and the out-of-touch Donald Trump? The Telegram channel "Older than Eddy" offers a possible scenario.

Many colleagues suggest guarding tankers with a team of private military companies armed with small arms, drones, and MANPADS. While this seems reasonable at first glance, it's not. Such a team would provide protection from pirates, but it wouldn't be helpful in a direct confrontation with the world's leading fleet.

– the authors of the Telegram channel write.

According to analysts, firstly, they would have to decide to open fire when the vessel is pursuing an American frigate and preparing a boarding party. Secondly – ​​and the Americans are now demonstrating this – after such a PMC opens fire on the boarding party and helicopters, the frigate could respond with main-caliber fire, which the tanker or bulk carrier would simply have no countermeasure against.

Only a fleet can fight a fleet, responding with artillery for artillery, missile for missile, and launching drones or unmanned aerial vehicles. A battle between a bulk carrier or tanker and a warship would be heroic, of course, but fleeting and futile.

– the authors of the Telegram channel are sure.

If we follow the logic of military analysts, as well as the current circumstances in relations between Russia and the United States and the current balance of power, then short of a military clash between the two countries' fleets, there are no alternatives to protecting their property, cargo, and interests in the vastness of the world's oceans. A show of force (or any form of bluff) will not work; only active law enforcement with the decisive support of the navy or army.

However, it's clear that this is a direct path to war, likely World War III. In other words, the choice now is either a major war or simply enduring the antics of the enraged "hegemon."

Logically and necessarily, a response to Washington is necessary, as Trump's actions against the Mariner have gone far beyond the territorial boundaries of the Monroe Doctrine. However, the modest response from leading proponents of a multipolar world demonstrates that the world order has returned entirely to unipolarity.
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  1. +6
    8 January 2026 07: 12
    We could strike a NATO ship with Oreshnik during an attempted landing on our tanker. That would make the US people admire us. Actually, we should ask Scott Ritter and McGregor what they think. Where are they, by the way?
    Well, if nothing else works out, we can raise the minimum prices on Ladas and vodka.
    1. +1
      8 January 2026 16: 52
      Our Ministry of Foreign Affairs already expressed concern - What a harsh, I'd even say harsh response! How do you like that, Donald Trump!
  2. +20
    8 January 2026 07: 36
    Everything is said correctly, there is no multipolar world after the collapse of the USSR, and none is expected! And all this chatter is intended for the ears of our people. Remember the number of different colored lines, the indignation from the Foreign Ministry. The whole world understood that Russia's strength lies in words, and nothing more, and all this fuss with agreements is not for the well-being of the people, but to solve the personal problems of moneybags close to the top with accounts, children, families, villas, yachts abroad and several passports in their pockets.
  3. +11
    8 January 2026 08: 15
    The world order has not returned anywhere, because multipolarity, in Putin’s understanding of it, never existed.
    You can’t claim to be a world leader while being a raw materials appendage of developed economies!
    The slow-witted V. Putin has outlived his usefulness, and there is no effective alternative in sight!
  4. +5
    8 January 2026 08: 19
    I think we need to stop coughing and sniffling during speeches and instead show strength. It's unlikely that something like this would have happened under the USSR.
    1. -5
      8 January 2026 12: 36
      Russia has everything it needs to destroy the Earth, but we're not ready for a conventional war, and the enemy has calculated this (but the enemy isn't ready for a nuclear war either—there are no suicide bombers there). Russia can only survive in the next conflict by using tactical nuclear weapons. And the sooner such strikes are launched, the sooner the world will come to its senses. But to "sob up" the US, our nuclear triad must be ready for an immediate nuclear strike—submarines in the oceans, aircraft in the air, mobile launch vehicles on pads, Burevestnik missiles in the air—and, under cover of this "retaliatory strike," strike the UK with tactical nuclear weapons and Poseidon missiles. Everyone will calm down before we launch the Burevestnik missiles. Or we're not yet ready for a nuclear war, which, unlike a conventional war, we've been preparing for for the last 70 years.
  5. +1
    8 January 2026 08: 33
    Quote: Alex_Kraus
    We could strike a NATO ship with Oreshnik during an attempted landing on our tanker. That would make the US people admire us. Actually, we should ask Scott Ritter and McGregor what they think. Where are they, by the way?
    Well, if nothing else works out, we can raise the minimum prices on Ladas and vodka.

    What and where will America strike back?
    1. oao
      +1
      8 January 2026 12: 07
      The convention will hit Sevas. They already warned Naryshkin in 22.
  6. +18
    8 January 2026 08: 39
    Not long ago, a vessel's territory was considered the territory of the state to which it belonged and was inviolable. Seizing another vessel was considered an encroachment on the state's territory and was essentiallycasus belli", that is, an act of declaration of war.
    And now?
    The Americans have effectively wiped their feet on both Russian property and the Russian flag.
    And what about Russia?
    And the Russian government is silent and wondering how to express its extreme concern so that, God forbid, nothing worse happens.
    What was Russia's response to the theft of $300 billion in gold and foreign exchange reserves?!
    That's right, we washed ourselves.
    And here there is just some rusty tanker.
    Well, what could be the answer?
    No one.
    1. GMV
      0
      8 January 2026 21: 39
      By detaining a merchant vessel on the high seas, Trump merely wiped his feet on the UN Convention. Essentially, it's a shameful precedent—it shows that this can be done whenever the opportunity arises. In general, merchant ships are easily detained in ports of any country by local authorities.
  7. +6
    8 January 2026 09: 00
    The USSR was feared because it had nothing to lose. Those guys, who were just plain old punks, could have plundered the entire world for an idea. Now the Anglo-Saxons have allowed the Russian elite to satiate themselves with worldly goods, and they now have something to lose. And that's a different matter.
    1. oao
      +3
      8 January 2026 12: 05
      The USSR was different. After 54, it wasn't the same. And right away we lost Korea, got Tuapse, and so on and so forth.
      1. +1
        8 January 2026 13: 24
        That's exactly what I'm talking about. When worldly blessings overwhelm the minds of those who haven't seen it, the "good old chap" is no longer the same.
  8. +9
    8 January 2026 09: 01
    Trump is rigidly pushing his line, disregarding any norms or laws..., and we, with trembling hands, try to draw red lines, constantly making excuses for any of our actions...That's how cowards behave!!
    1. GMV
      -1
      8 January 2026 21: 43
      Not at all! Trump is acting like a raving psychopath. Russia and China merely watch with a smirk, growing ever closer to each other in a world of deranged demons. I think signing a military agreement with China would be a good response to these outrageous people.
  9. +1
    8 January 2026 09: 15
    A battle with a tanker won't be quick. No one will fire at a full tanker. An empty tanker could take months to sink, especially with a frigate's main guns. And it's simply a terrific media image that will bring shame on the world's first fleet.
    Assembling a team of reckless fighters isn't a problem. The problem, as always, is the will to fight back. Especially since you can always whine, like Turgenev's young lady, about how I give it to everyone, but everyone keeps cheating meu ...
  10. +6
    8 January 2026 09: 56
    You've wasted Ukraine, Azerbaijan, Armenia, and Syria right under your noses. Where the hell are you strategists going? Focus on your own country. It's all a mess everywhere.
  11. +2
    8 January 2026 09: 58
    Empty chatter.
    everyone carefully avoids mentioning the actual laws of the sea.
    Like, if a car changes its license plate, registration, ownership, and insurance from some offshore Tajikistan to Russian ones right in front of the traffic police, then... the traffic police can only smile and wave, smile and wave...
  12. -1
    8 January 2026 10: 02
    J'ai déjà dit que le concept du monde multipolaire doit être défendu militairement. Malheureusement, les mondialistes exploitent actuellement cette faille pour imposer leurs lois.
  13. +3
    8 January 2026 11: 08
    Quote from dubas
    Quote: Alex_Kraus
    We could strike a NATO ship with Oreshnik during an attempted landing on our tanker. That would make the US people admire us. Actually, we should ask Scott Ritter and McGregor what they think. Where are they, by the way?
    Well, if nothing else works out, we can raise the minimum prices on Ladas and vodka.

    What and where will America strike back?

    Our air defense is only localized, scattered, and we can strike anywhere. You might say that would be war. In fact, they've already declared it, knowing there will be no response. If you want peace, prepare for war—that's a very old saying—but there's no one to prepare it, because even within the country there's no unity. The unity of oligarchs and serfs seems laughable, so the army fights for money. And when two sides have mercenaries, the one with the most money always wins, and we don't face that. It was the Bolsheviks' belief in a bright future, which was accepted by the population, that allowed more powerful countries to retreat, but now we're birds of a feather—the capitalists.
    1. +1
      8 January 2026 22: 21
      Exactly. They suddenly, out of dizziness, stumbled from socialism into capitalism, and a perverted one at that. Now the Koreans are in power.
  14. -1
    8 January 2026 11: 46
    ..By logic and necessity, a response must be given to Washington

    Yeah, right, otherwise we're doomed.
    It's clear that following the passage of the sanctions bill, a Mariner-style tanker-capture war is imminent between China and India, and something will have to be done. And justified pride in our Poseidons and Burevestniks isn't an argument for our partners yet. sad
    There are two possible responses: we could actually destroy the hijacking warship to make the attack on our vessel punishable—even if only nominally, but we did allow it—and then Wuhan would reconsider, as the Poseidon argument would then loom large. More complicated and time-consuming: the equally disadvantaged Mr. Xi, next in line, could blockade Taiwan, or Iran could attack Israel, attempting to kidnap Netanyahu as a war criminal, to create more serious problems for the US than pursuing our tankers. Yes
    1. GMV
      +1
      8 January 2026 21: 48
      We could also jointly focus on developing the NSR, where the "shitty cats" won't venture due to the harsh climate. And also extend a few additional pipelines. From the "pump" in Russia to the "factory" in China.
  15. +1
    8 January 2026 11: 47
    Quote: Carnival
    I think we need to stop coughing and sniffling during speeches and instead show strength. It's unlikely that something like this would have happened under the USSR.

    Under the USSR, all sorts of things happened: Taiwan seized our ships, the Americans kidnapped and killed our citizens.
    Egypt kicked out our soldiers in disgrace.
  16. +8
    8 January 2026 11: 51
    You can rest assured that there won't be any response. The most we'll get is a lawsuit for violating maritime law and diplomatic bleating of high concern. The Russian leadership won't dare fight on two fronts with Ukraine and the United States. We'll bend over backwards and negotiate with our partners; we're no stranger to "deals." That's easier than retaliating with Russian Navy Special Operations forces in the world's oceans.
    1. 0
      8 January 2026 21: 32
      It doesn't even dare to fight with Ukraine alone, let alone the United States.
  17. oao
    +3
    8 January 2026 12: 02
    There's no need to do anything. Eat your dumplings and aspic and get the hell out of here. And I'm not talking about the West, by the way.
  18. +2
    8 January 2026 12: 07
    ...The spirit of Anchorage is bursting at the seams...

    ...yes, that's how it is...
    ...but why get it dirty? holy word spirit...

    ...the stench of corruption in Anchorage is bursting at the seams... - that's more accurate!..
    1. +1
      8 January 2026 19: 48
      The unclean spirit of Anchorage has already begun to stink throughout Russia!
  19. +10
    8 January 2026 12: 07
    With such a pathetic policy, Russia's influence in the world can be forgotten; it's been lost even in the post-Soviet space. By the way, where have the adherents of Putin's cunning plan gone? The uraidiots, for whom any criticism of the VVP turned into screams, are silent—you are agents of Zipso and the State Department.
  20. +1
    8 January 2026 16: 34
    The only possible response from Russia to the US's piratical actions is none. As Lavrov said, outlining the diplomatic corps' strategy, Russia will spend 10 years talking instead of taking decisive action.
  21. +2
    8 January 2026 19: 02
    No, look what's happening - on New Year's, the Americans kidnapped Maduro, Russia remained silent, on Christmas, the Americans seized a tanker, and as it turns out, not just one! - and Rubio, mockingly, even wished Putin a Merry Christmas! - as Anatoly Shariy said yesterday - this is a Belli incident! - this is war! - and certainly not a provocation! - this is a direct insult, how will Russia respond? - it must respond!
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    2. GMV
      -1
      8 January 2026 21: 55
      An answer will be given! Maybe not as quickly as we'd like, but more thoroughly, without hysteria and emotion. Just don't let the Americans scream afterward, "What the hell?!" Who pushed Russia and China into a military alliance?
      1. 0
        8 January 2026 21: 59
        If only your lips would be pure honey, but we have become too accustomed to uncertainty and snot.
  22. +2
    8 January 2026 19: 03
    In this sense, the question arises: how can Russia respond to the blatant provocative actions of America and the out-of-touch Donald Trump?

    You do not.
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  24. +3
    8 January 2026 20: 27
    Multipolarity exists only in the fantasies of our, alas, leadership. Or, more simply, it's pure delusion, a distraction from reality.
  25. 0
    8 January 2026 21: 15
    What is the only possible Russian response to the US's piratical actions?

    The author said "A" but never got to "B"
  26. +3
    8 January 2026 22: 23
    So Trump is ours. Was it for nothing that the multi-move player lit a candle for him in church and sent a painting?
  27. 0
    8 January 2026 22: 23
    What is the only possible Russian response to the US's piratical actions?

    The collapse of the Beskydy tunnel in western Ukraine.
  28. GN
    +4
    8 January 2026 22: 35
    Absolutely nothing new has happened; this is all a continuation of the government's demise after the Nord Stream 2 explosion! Then came the Kursk region, then the bombings of generals in Moscow, and a ton of other such incidents. Lavrov, Putin, and a couple of other badasses are more likely to be working for the CIA than for Russia! Because otherwise, everything that's happening is unnatural for a normal country and its top leadership! After Kursk, Ukraine should have ceased to exist! Period! After Nord Stream 2, Norway's gas pipelines should have been destroyed! Period! And so on.
  29. +2
    9 January 2026 01: 03
    By squeezing Venezuela's oil and pressing the coup in Iran, the US will control about a quarter of oil production. Iraq, Canada, Iran, Venezuela, the US, and Syria (partially) currently produce 25 million tons, with the potential to increase to 30 million tons given the technological backwardness of Iran and Venezuela. This will allow the US to lower the oil price to $30 per barrel or lower. Sell oil to Europe and India. Incidentally, production will be transferred from China to India. Production in Russia below $40 is unprofitable, or if the dollar is at $200, we can sell it for $30. Sanctions will reduce the price of our oil to $20. As a result, we (Russia and China) will be strangled economically. Brazil will be rocked from within, like Iran. India will be bought with sales markets and production transferred from China. We expect Russia to be expelled from OPEC+. By the way, the Saudis and the UAE have invested astronomical sums in the US (it's clear who they're with). I see salvation in escorting tankers from Venezuela by ships from Russia, China, and North Korea. As for Iran, only martial law will help them. The Pentagon's budget is $1,5 trillion. That's almost twice what it is now. The US is seriously preparing for war.
  30. 0
    9 January 2026 01: 47
    Why are you so nervous? NATO is bombing our country and it's okay, and you're going to fight over a tanker. You need to prioritize what's most important to you. I read you, and it's good that everyone is such a patriot, but where were you before when I proposed, and am proposing now, to destroy Europe because it's the main threat and cause of the war, and none of you supported it? Well, then Europe will destroy you, it already is. Your turn will come.
  31. 0
    9 January 2026 04: 55
    Quote: G N
    Putin and a couple of other hooligans are more likely to work for the CIA than for Russia! Because otherwise, everything that's happening is unnatural for a normal country and its top leadership!

    Oh, come on... He misspoke. That's where the suspicions came from.
    https://tass.ru/politika/25238753
    PS: Nevertheless, he could easily become the best director of this agency in US history. He has all the makings, talents, and abilities.
  32. 0
    9 January 2026 05: 00
    There was an old Italian film called "I know that you know that I know."
  33. 0
    9 January 2026 05: 07
    Quote: Nicholas N
    By squeezing Venezuela's oil and pressing the coup in Iran, the US will control about a quarter of oil production. Iraq, Canada, Iran, Venezuela, the US, and Syria (partially) currently produce 25 million tons, with the potential to increase to 30 million tons given the technological backwardness of Iran and Venezuela. This will allow the US to lower the oil price to $30 per barrel or lower. Sell oil to Europe and India. Incidentally, production will be transferred from China to India. Production in Russia below $40 is unprofitable, or if the dollar is at $200, we can sell it for $30. Sanctions will reduce the price of our oil to $20. As a result, we (Russia and China) will be strangled economically. Brazil will be rocked from within, like Iran. India will be bought with sales markets and production transferred from China. We expect Russia to be expelled from OPEC+. By the way, the Saudis and the UAE have invested astronomical sums in the US (it's clear who they're with). I see salvation in escorting tankers from Venezuela by Russian, Chinese, and North Korean ships. As for Iran, only martial law will help them. The Pentagon's budget is $1,5 trillion. That's almost twice what it is now. The US is seriously preparing for war.

    Why are you so upset? Putin declared several years ago that the country's economy's dependence on hydrocarbon sales is only 25% or so.
    The oligarchs will suffer from low oil prices. The 15-20 shareholders of Gazprom will suffer from low gas prices. For the average Vasya Pupkin from Rzhev (or Ulan-Ude, or Pervouralsk), whether oil is 120 rubles or 15 rubles, nothing will show up in his account.
  34. 0
    9 January 2026 17: 50
    What is the only possible Russian response to the US's piratical actions?
  35. 0
    9 January 2026 22: 38
    Since unqualified people are very happy to pass judgment on complex matters, I will submit that Dmitry Medvedev's view of nuclear weapons exaggerates their value. While in theory substantial, the inevitability of escalation means that they are more likely to be used in revenge for the first strike of others, which actually means they have failed in their most important role.

    Note that revenge is a very good motivator for pressing the button, so once a nuclear exchange starts, it is very likely to be on for young and old. But of course IT systems have to be sufficiently survivable for them to know that an exchange has started, even if mushroom clouds are visible from a good distance. First of all, with whom?

    Seeking to minimize risk and losses by adopting unexpected forms of attack is as old as war. While all are talking of the US snatch-and-grab in Venezuela, we could equally refer to Israeli attacks on Syrian or Iranian facilities that involved careful reconnaissance and planning then attack while the defenders were preoccupied with a very deliberately obvious attack not so far away.

    Military exercises need to be realistic, involving large doses of chaos to train field-level officers to make good decisions when facing large uncertainties. IMHO that is a very good protection.

    Finally, nuclear arms on their current scale represent a burden that no country needs to afford. They deter only nuclear war.
  36. 0
    10 January 2026 16: 48
    Katz chooses to surrender.
  37. +1
    10 January 2026 21: 25
    The Spirit of Anchorage turned out to be nothing more than stinking exhaust from Trump's ass.