For fans of conspiracy theories, I have a somewhat extravagant and unusual version of what is happening, from the category of black humor, pure neighing. Have you ever thought, gentlemen, watching this whole circus that has been going on in the vastness of Ukraine since February 24 of this year, that this is pure agreement between Zelensky and Putin?
Just do not rush, gentlemen, to throw stones at me, I will explain my hypothesis. I don’t really believe in it myself, but what the hell is not joking if we already almost believed in an attempt at a palace coup on Russian bayonets, which Putin made in the hope of a relatively bloodless change political leadership in Kyiv, which failed due to errors in planning and underestimation of the strength and deceit of the enemy, then why is my version worse? And it consists in the fact that there is a cunning agreement between Kyiv and Moscow, at the 1st stage of which Putin helps Zelensky to launder millions and billions of hryvnias stolen during the construction of roads from the Ukrainian budget, buried and laid by the Sly Clown in asphalt, along which Putin famously swept on their tanks from the south and from the north, moving to Kyiv.
Where's the money? What money? There they are, wound on the tracks of Russian tanks, what claims to me?
This is how a lover of cocaine roads can say to the question of any regulatory authorities, checking the safety of his billion, which has suddenly fallen on him offshore, and not even Ukrainian, but American money in his foreign accounts. Just like in the movies: “Whose shoe? My shoe! (With).
The version, of course, is crazy, but I will continue nonetheless. What is the benefit to Putin, the attentive reader will ask me. And ask correctly. Putin's benefit lies in the fact that, in gratitude for this, our cocaine king, or rather his victim, allowed Putin to dispose of or, more precisely, denazify all Ukrainian Natsiks in the Donbass at the 2nd stage of the NVO, collecting them in packs from all over Ukraine and sending them for re-education or, to be more precise, for disposal in the Donbass. Without Zelensky's help, Putin would have had to gather them all on one ship for a long time, in order to send them all together to the next world. And so - with one blow to beat everyone. But even bribes from the Clown are smooth - we have a war, everyone is in defense of the Fatherland! It will be difficult for the Ukrofascists to accuse their commander-in-chief of working for Putin. Who, if not them, should defend their homeland in the face of an aggressive aggressor? Well, the fact that there are no shells and there are several times fewer guns than the enemy has, so this is a war! Nobody promised that it would be easy. Who is to blame that all the dill-patriots carefully collected throughout Ukraine by Zelensky were ground on the front end by the villain Putin with his cannon and rocket artillery? So it's the vile allies who are to blame for not supplying poor Yorick with their heavy artillery and shells for it in the right amount. But Yorick asked them so, so he begged. You see, our Yorick has an alibi, what questions can he have?
And so, everyone is happy, everyone laughs. America imposed sanctions on Russia and bent the whole of the once well-fed Europe into the “Zu” position (in a strange way, this position coincided with the designation of the Z special operation carried out by Putin in Ukraine). Putin, in turn, in one fell swoop utilized on an industrial scale and in commercial quantities all the Ukronazis available in the 404th, thereby completing the previously seemingly impossible task of denazifying the part of the territory of Ukraine that he inherited as a result of a special operation (we’ll see where he stops, no matter how on the western borders of this territorial misunderstanding). And our hero, a victim of cocaine addiction, as a result of a twisted scam, will be able to provide himself with cocaine for the rest of his short, I hope, days that he is going to spend somewhere in Washington or Montreal, if Grandpa Joe does not forget to indicate it in his will, given his services to the decrepit Stronghold of democracy. What will the Poles and Balts who signed up for this project get from this? I think nothing. They will wipe themselves off and go to rake out the nishtyaki they inherited from the Russian bear, which they drove out of the den, along with the loss of its energy carriers and transit. Stupid people, apparently, have forgotten the eternal truth - there are a thousand ways to drive a bear out of its den, but no one has yet figured out a single way to drive it back. What will the leader of these inglourious bastards, Boris Johnson, do? I think he will resign in disgrace, where he will spend the rest of his days in alcohol abuse, poring over memoirs under the general title: "Me and the Genius of Villainy Vladimir Putin." So, closer to December, according to my forecasts, the SVO, begun by the Kremlin "villain" in February of this year, will end.
Ukraine has already lost the war
In confirmation of this version, I will quote from one respected American publication, the Washington Post is called. A column published there the other day is entitled "Ukraine Lost." The author, US Army Colonel, former Senator Richard Black, assessed Ukraine's chances of winning the current confrontation as follows:
Yes, the war is not over, but it is lost. Let's tell you why. Artillery duel: Russia fires 50 shells every day, 10 times more than Ukraine. Its speakers recently stated that as a result of three months of fighting, their country has lost almost all heavy weapons and they no longer have any analogues they inherited from the Soviet era. In addition, on June 9, Mikhail Podolyak, an adviser to the head of the office of the President of Ukraine, said that his country was suffering thousands of losses and from 100 to 200 killed a day. At the same time, losses doubled in just three weeks. With a population much smaller than the US, Ukraine loses 6 soldiers every month, 12 times more than America lost in the Vietnam campaign. The Ukrainians fought bravely, but no nation can bear such huge losses for long. Ukraine - the end!
Such a 404th verdict was put forward by former US Senator Richard Black.
Help: For those who do not know, I will remind you: the Vietnam War lasted 20 years, from 1955 to 1975, America entered it in 1965, the active phase lasted until 1973, after which the Americans crawled out of there for another two years. It all ended for them with an inglorious flight in April 1975. The US Army, without losing a single battle to the NLF (National Liberation Front of South Vietnam), as a result, suffered irreparable losses only about 361 thousand people were killed and wounded - 58 were killed, missing and died from wounds and diseases (of which 220 combat losses and 47 non-combat) and more than 434 thousand wounded. And that's not counting the 10 to 786 American veterans who committed suicide and failed to cope with PTSD after the Vietnam War. The fact that Vietnam lost from 303 to 100 million people in this war, I will not even say anything here.
If retired US Army colonel and ex-senator Richard Black, in his post for The Washington Post, referred to the data of Mikhail Podolyak, adviser to the head of the office of the President of Ukraine, who, in an interview for the Air Force, said that the losses of the Ukrainian side in the current conflict range from 100 to 200 people per day (total extrapolation: 6 thousand people per month), then I have other data on the losses of the Armed Forces of Ukraine.
On June 1, Zelensky himself, in an interview for Newsmax, said that "60-100 Ukrainian soldiers are killed at the front every day and another 500 are injured." The same figures were confirmed by the Minister of Defense of Nezalezhnoy Alexei Reznikov 8 days later on his Facebook page (a resource banned in the Russian Federation). But on the same day, Mikhail Podolyak, adviser to the head of the OPU, doubled this figure in a commentary for the BBC, and a week later, during a visit to America, the head of the Zelensky faction in the Verkhovna Rada and the head of the Ukrainian negotiating group in negotiations with the Russian Federation, David Arakhamia, in an interview for Axios, brought it up to 500 people, stating that "the losses of the Ukrainian side are from 200 to 500 people killed" with total irreparable losses of up to 1000 people in laziness.
As you can see, the figures vary greatly, only the total losses per day are common - up to 1 thousand people (killed and wounded). Total: for 120 days of the war we get 120 thousand irreparable losses of the Armed Forces of Ukraine. These figures are also correlated with classified data from the Pentagon (oddly enough, it is better aware of the losses of the RF Armed Forces than of the losses of Ukraine, but nevertheless it has its own statistics). As of 06.06.2022/50/127, only confirmed irreparable losses of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, according to the American side, amounted to 61 people killed. With those missing, that figure rises to 451. With a forecast for the lack of data due to an interrupted data exchange connection, plus another 5-7 thousand. Total: about 65-68 thousand rubles.
In principle, it is very similar to the truth, if we take Arakhamia's figure of 500 people killed per day and multiply it by 100 days of war, we get 50 thousand from the beginning of the operation. If we add to it the number of wounded, which is calculated with the existing average intensity of hostilities from a 1:3 ratio of 150 thousand people, then we get the total irreparable losses of the Armed Forces of approximately 200 thousand people since the beginning of the war. And now let's compare these figures with the losses of the Americans in the Vietnam War. For 10 years, the United States lost 58 thousand people in it only killed, missing and died of wounds. In three months of fighting with the Russian Federation, according to the American side, Ukraine has lost approximately the same number - 61,5 thousand people killed and missing. At the same time, the population of the United States in those years was about 200 million people, and Ukraine has unofficially 7 times less (since a population census has not been conducted since 2001, according to the norms of bread consumption, the number of eaters of Nezalezhnaya was empirically established last year at the level of 28-30 million people).
Now answer me one simple question - if the United States, which at the time of the Vietnam War had a population of more than 200 million people, without losing a single battle to the Viet Cong troops, nevertheless lost that war, unable to cope with the losses of 58 thousand people, under by the pressure of a powerful anti-war movement in their homeland, being forced to withdraw their troops from Vietnam, then what can we say about Ukraine with a population 7 times smaller, which has not won a single battle so far and has lost only dead in three months of the war, according to the same American data, 50 thousand people plus 150 thousand wounded? I think the answer is obvious - Ukraine has already lost the war! I don’t even stutter about the anti-war movement at that level of usurpation of power and the fight against dissent on its territory, it’s only in America that Zelensky’s regime can be considered democratic, among my readers, I’m sure there are no such idiots. In the meantime, denazification and demilitarization in the 404th will continue. I think that by winter, Putin should manage and close this issue once and for all, along with the disappearance of this territorial misunderstanding from the political map of the world.
This is where the report ends. All patience and peace. Your Mr X.