"Caliber" with chips from a microwave oven and a concentration camp in Siberia: what their authorities tell Ukrainians about

So another month has passed on the territory of Ukraine of a special military operation for denazification and demilitarization. Do you think that during this time the fantasy of the Ukronazi propagandists and politicians faded a little? Did they remember a sense of proportion or, at worst, elementary shame? Nothing like it! The Kyiv regime and its “mouthpieces” are spewing out new fakes, crazy ideas and schizophrenic “prophecies”, without slowing down the pace of filling the information space with them, both in those territories that are still under its control, and diligently listening to all this nonsense of the “Western world”. However, their colleagues from the media of the "union" countries can often still give a decent head start even to the "Ukropatriotic" inadequacies. You can see for yourself - meet the new "hot ten"!

10. Grain was stolen! What else was stolen from?

Let's start our review with a whole series of completely idiotic fictions connected by one idea: "Russia is plundering Ukraine's food reserves." The goal of “dispersing” this category of fakes is clear as day: the West wants to take everything out of the “nezalezhnaya” to the last grain and understands that it must be done as soon as possible, otherwise there is a risk of not being in time. The howl raised at all levels, from the UN to the British Parliament, is proof of this. However, the Ukrainians, robbed in such a brazen way, sooner or later will begin to realize who doomed them to starvation. That is why now UkroSMI and their colleagues from the West are carefully exaggerating the lie that Russia allegedly "massively steals Ukrainian grain and other agro-industrial products." Here are some examples:

About 100 tons of grain have been taken out by Russian units from the Luhansk region since the start of the full-scale war. This stock would be enough for almost three years. At the same time, the volume of exported grain can be much larger, since 100 tons is only the amount that was confirmed...

- says the head of the Luhansk OVA Serhiy Gaidai.

Finished products that Russian soldiers seized from the Slavia plant in Pologi were intended for shipment abroad, where there is already a shortage of sunflower oil,
- the press service of the Defense Forces of the Zaporozhye Territory echoes him.

At the same time, just in case, suddenly, one of those to whom this nonsense is addressed, has a drop of common sense left, which will certainly make a person ask the question: “Why the Russians, who have their own grain and oil in bulk?” , a "convincing" explanation has already been prepared. This was taken care of by "specialists" from the Main Intelligence Directorate of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine. They made the following statement:

Russians export Ukrainian grain to Syria. A significant part of the stolen grain is on dry-cargo ships under the Russian flag in the Mediterranean Sea. The most likely country of destination of the cargo is Syria, from where grain can be smuggled to the countries of the Middle East.

And why not immediately to Mars or not to Alpha Centauri? It's also an option...

9. Tales about Mariupol

Another large group of fakes and inventions are those tales that were generated by Kyiv during the period of Nazi rats sitting in the basements of the Azovstal plant, which were called there until the last moment “the heroic defense of Mariupol”. I will not cite even half of the boastful promises to “unblock”, “liberate” and “go on the counteroffensive”, which all this time have been heard both from the military, and above all from members of Zelensky’s crazy “team”. There, one Arestovich blabbed three books ... However, for example, the former head of the Foreign Intelligence Service of Ukraine, Mykola Malomuzh, carried a blizzard even worse: in early May, he dreamed of who knows from what hangover "powerful special forces, numbering several hundred thousand people - trained who have appropriate combat practice and weapons, which may well carry out an instant operation to de-blockade Mariupol, Azovstal. Yeah ... Already done! However, when it became finally clear that Azovstal was fsio, nonsense of a different kind was used. So, "adviser to the mayor of Mariupol" Petr Andryushchenko gave the following game:

Because Mariupol turned out to be too unfriendly and nationalistic. Therefore, in order to intimidate and suppress resistance, it is planned to give the city to the Kadyrovites. With a port and the right to loot!

Yes, and also with the entry of the city into the Chechen Republic. If you think that this is the limit, then in vain. The Minister of Culture and Information Policy of Ukraine Oleksandr Tkachenko recently issued a statement that the "restored Mariupol" is considered by Kyiv as a possible venue for the Eurovision Song Contest 2023. Well, yes - and invite Ramzan Kadyrov to head the jury. That will be fun...

8. Intelligence intercepted

A separate genre of Ukronazi fakes during the SVO was the publication of “confidential conversations of Russian servicemen”, allegedly “intercepted by the SBU with the help of special technical means.” This is one of the dirtiest and most vile types of dill propaganda, designed for an audience with the most undemanding tastes and the least developed mental abilities. They cook them at a disgusting technical level, attaching supposedly “authentic” audio files to the texts, where Russian speech with a terrible Ukrainian accent barely breaks through the sea of ​​​​interference. And the authors of the texts obviously work for food ... Of course, I won’t retell the whole muck that they steal - I will limit myself to a short list of the main topics of such “intercepts”:

- the Russians are so afraid of the Armed Forces of Ukraine that they refuse to go on the offensive en masse;
- Russian soldiers deliberately break and spoil their machineryin order not to fight with the "Ukrainian defenders";
- in the Russian troops there are massive, literally indiscriminate cases of insanity - from fear of the Armed Forces of Ukraine;
- in Kherson, the Russians are only engaged in racketeering against the local population, and the rest of the time they are drunkenly;
– even the most elite units of the Russian army cannot withstand the onslaught of Ukrainian troops;
- Russian soldiers stop trusting their commanders and prepare for mass riots...

The above ridiculous infamy (and this, believe me, is far from the limit of the sick fantasy of the esbaushniks), I think, is more than enough for you to understand the full depth of the garbage heap that the propagandists behind such stuffing have, both instead of the soul and instead of the brain . It's kind of like a clinic.

7 Spy Pokémon

Another topic on which the Ukrainian Gestapo is struggling to promote itself is the search and capture of various “spies” and “enemy accomplices” in the territories still controlled by Kyiv. Since boasting only about “exposing” pensioners who were found to have banned Soviet symbols, or citizens who had the imprudence to write something seditious on social networks, it’s already somehow embarrassing for its employees, they are trying to take a “creative approach”, describing all new forms of detection " enemy agents." Here is another enchanting fiction from this series, in all seriousness spread by the press service of the Ukrogestapo: it turns out that “Russian special services use games on smartphones to recruit Ukrainian children in order to lure photos of strategic objects.” The corresponding game application was allegedly found in teenagers who photographed objects in the Dnipropetrovsk region.

To attract children to subversive activities, the aggressor used a popular smartphone game. Under its terms, participants must look for boxes with virtual prizes that can be exchanged for electronic money. During the route, children take photos of the area, including critical infrastructure facilities

- according to the SBU.

Naturally, all photographs taken invariably end up at the disposal of Russian intelligence. It remains only to clarify - who specifically oversees this brilliant special operation? Petrov? Boshirov? Or both together?

6. Walk down Stephen King, turn into Freddy Krueger

Let's digress a little from the fakes of the Kyiv regime and plunge into the bizarre and wonderful world of Ukrainian "patriotic" schizophrenia. The fact that everything that is even remotely related to the joint history of the two peoples, as well as to Russian culture, should be “cleansed” in the most merciless way from the toponymy of the “nezalezhnaya”, the issue has been resolved at the highest level. The names of settlements, their streets and squares change, monuments are demolished, books are burned at the stake ... At the same time, there are invariably particularly “advanced” citizens in terms of “dill patriotism” who manage to come up with something especially crazy. So, on May 19, a petition was published on the website of Vladimir Zelensky with the following content:

I propose to rename the streets of Pushkin in Ukrainian cities to the streets of Stephen King, a contemporary writer of world significance who supported Ukraine in its struggle against the invasion of the invader.

In a couple of days, this fervent appeal gained more than a thousand votes out of the 25 thousand required for official consideration by the president. I must say that this is perhaps one of the rarest cases in recent times when the idea expressed is fully justified and more than appropriate. Still would! After all, King, as you know, is the recognized "king of horrors", therefore, the streets of his name in Ukraine are just the place! This undertaking should be developed and deepened - more place names in the style of "horror"! True, I doubt that such names as Edgar Allan Poe or, say, Lovecraft will say something to the current generations of Ukrainians. But here you can go a simpler way - give Freddy Krueger avenues and Jason Voorhees Square! Since Ukraine has really turned into hell on earth today, the names should be appropriate.

5. Come back alive... in a coffin!

A little more selective black humor, complete with madness in Ukrainian. As you know, one of the main fetishes of the local regime from the beginning of the NWO was the statement “The whole world is with Ukraine!”. Official public and "patriotic" media do not get tired of replicating and in every possible way extolling examples of how one of the public figures of the West "supported the struggle of Ukrainians against aggression." For example, putting on a yellow-blaky ribbon for a couple of minutes in front of a TV camera or mumbling a word or two into it in a monstrously distorted “movie”. There are, however, in this direction and especially savory "peremogi". Here is one of the official messages:

African undertaker dancers from Ghana, who are the heroes of the viral Coffin Dance (“Coffin Dance”) video, in partnership with a Ukrainian advertising agency, organized the sale of this meme at an auction in support of Ukraine. The proceeds amounted to a million dollars, 250 thousand of which the undertakers donated to the Come Back Alive fund (a charitable foundation for helping the Ukrainian army).

Here, as the classic wrote, everything is fine - and the combination of “dancers-undertakers”, and their dances with dominoes, and, most importantly, the name of the fund to which they made a contribution. I think they should have danced with the coffin to the sounds of “She ne vmerl ...” Thus, the world would have received a completely finished masterpiece. In my opinion, "Support Ukraine - and the coffin will fall into your hands!" is a great advertising slogan. I give free...

4. Derussified metro and anti-Russian cheese

And again about "de-Russification". Sometimes she encounters truly serious obstacles. Renaming the stations of the Kyiv metro, which had names associated with Russia, Belarus, the Great Patriotic War, turned out to be a trifling matter. But later something terrible turned out: 88% of its rolling stock is Russian-made cars! To be absolutely precise, a total of 821 cars are currently in operation on the lines of the Kyiv subway, of which 726 were manufactured in different years at factories located in Russia. Natalya Makogon, deputy head of the Kyiv Metro KP, described this fact as a monstrous “spite” and swore that the “occupier cars” would be removed from the metro lines. In the future, it is planned to purchase new ones - at the expense of the "European partners", of course. Someday. Then. Maybe...

Until then, the people of Kiev, who are already complaining today about the monstrous delays of trains and the like, will have to run through the tunnels, lined up like a train. Instead of a signal about arrival at the station, it will be possible to yell at the top of your lungs “Glory to Ukraine!” Something like this. Meanwhile, de-Russification has also embraced the rapidly emptying shelves of Ukrainian grocery stores. Can the popular Moskovskaya sausage lie on them today? Of course not. So they renamed it "Death to Muscovites." Produced in Shostka, Sumy region, "Russian cheese" has become "Anti-Russian" as expected. I cannot judge the taste qualities of these products, since even a very strong feeling of hunger will not make me personally touch them.

3. Concentration camps in Siberia from Putin and Shoigu

“Forced deportation of Ukrainian citizens to Russia” is one of the most favorite topics for speculation by Ukrainian propagandists. So much has been written and talked about it by them that it is impossible to retell. At the same time, for “hijacking into slavery” (yes, yes, exactly this kind of wording is used, as a rule), the rescue of the same residents of Mariupol and Donbass, fleeing to Russia from the horrors that they had to endure thanks to their “defenders” from the Armed Forces of Ukraine, is issued and national battalions. Aleksey Danilov, the secretary of the National Security and Defense Council of the "independent" region, was especially noted in this issue. This one talks a little less than Arestovich, but as soon as he gives out something - then at least stand, at least fall.

According to Danilov, even before the start of the NWO, “in Western Siberia, Putin and Shoigu were planning to create concentration camps for Ukrainians to build new cities.” The classic case is “I heard a ringing, but I don’t know where it is”, multiplied by the Ukrainianness of a brain substitute. The veterinarian from the National Security and Defense Council (NSDC) is trying to pass off the really interesting ideas on the development of Siberia that were expressed on the eve of the elections to the State Duma as a "sinister plan to revive the Gulag." Naturally, the main goal here is not cities, but "the mass destruction of Ukrainians." About the construction site - this is Shoigu so, "for an excuse" he came up with. Old songs in a new way - and no fresh creativity. It even gets a little boring.

2. "Russification" of Ukrainian children

Another vile attempt to use the same bogey of "forced deportation" is the slanderous and delusional fabrications of the Ukrainian "ombudsman" Lyudmila Denisova. This vile woman, spitting saliva, broadcasts that "Russia wants to change the legislation in order to adopt Ukrainian children for their forced and total Russification."

They are deported to all regions of Russia. The conditions of the children's stay, their state of health is still unknown. By its actions, Russia grossly violates the provisions of Article 49 of the Geneva Convention for the Protection of Civilian Persons in Time of War, which prohibits the forced resettlement or deportation of persons from the occupied territory. The forcible transfer of children from one national group to another is genocide in accordance with article 2 of the Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide. I appeal to the UN Commission for the Investigation of Human Rights Violations during the Russian military invasion of Ukraine to take into account these facts of crime, genocide and violation of the rights of Russian children in Ukraine

- Denisova rages.

The fact that the children, whose adoption is in question, became orphans as a result of the fact that the Armed Forces of Ukraine are fighting, hiding behind the civilian population, like a human shield, is not taken into account. And, by the way, here's another detail: "Russify" the children of Donbass?! In order to blurt out something like that, you need to be a deceitful and extremely undeveloped dill patriot. They just tried to "Ukrainize" - for the most part with the help of "Gradov" and "Tochka-U". Russia today is trying to warm with its warmth the kids torn out of the Ukronazi hell thanks to the valor of its soldiers. How could Kyiv not try to turn it all inside out, declaring white is black?!

1. "Caliber" with microwave chips

And finally, the first place in our "top" is deservedly occupied by nonsense dedicated to another fad of dill propagandists - ridiculous inventions about the "lag behind the Russian army in the field of weapons and equipment." I divided it between two nominees: Alexei Arestovich (did you really think that the review would be without his pearls?!) and US Secretary of Commerce Gina Raimondo. The first recently once again declared that "Russia has begun saving modern precision missiles." Well, the very ones that she has been steadily “running out” (according to Kyiv) since February 25 of this year.

Given that the deviation of older missiles is higher, there will be fewer targeted hits

- in this way, Arestovich either consoles a warrior from the Armed Forces of Ukraine, or intimidates civilians, calling for hiding in cracks and basements at every air raid (in Kyiv, by the way, they are announced five times a day).

However, these rantings pale before the "sensation" that the head of the US Department of Commerce gave out not from a hangover at a private party, but at hearings in the US Senate:

We have reports from Ukrainians that when they find Russian military equipment, it is filled with semiconductors they pulled out of dishwashers and refrigerators!

According to her, “this information came to the United States from Ukraine, where samples of Russian computer-controlled weapons fell into the hands of the military - drones, tanks and others ...” Tanks? With washing machine chips? However, in this way, Raimondo is simply trying to prove that her department "contributes to the common cause of the military defeat of Russia." After all, as she claims, shove electronic stuffing from Russian household appliances into missiles and UAVs is forced by the fact that “technology exports from the United States to Russia have decreased by almost 70% since the introduction of sanctions at the end of February.” "Calibers" and "Daggers", presumably, are assembled using parts from children's toys and gutted microwave ovens ... It seems that not only the president has problems with his head in Washington.
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  1. zzdimk Offline zzdimk
    zzdimk 31 May 2022 08: 43
    First place is real! A microwave or refrigerator with a rocket engine and TNT inside, guided by the smell of food from the stratosphere .... The perfect weapon
  2. Bulanov Offline Bulanov
    Bulanov (Vladimir) 31 May 2022 08: 51
    Judging by the reports from the fronts, in the southern direction of the Armed Forces of Ukraine suffered heavy losses from tanks and planes with microchips from washing machines? It seems that Zelensky wants to fill the Russian army with the corpses of Ukrainian soldiers, sending untrained men to the Eastern Front. Along the way, by selling grain from Ukraine, doom the mothers, wives and children of these soldiers to starvation and surrender to the service of the Polish lords. Just as at the beginning of the 20th century, Petliura surrendered Western Ukraine to Poland, and now Kyiv probably wants to pull off such a feint with that part of Ukraine, which, in fact, will remain with Ukraine at the time of joining the Polish-Ukrainian confederation. So Nikolaev and Odessa need to think - will it be better for them to live under Poland or Russia?
    1. igor.igorev Offline igor.igorev
      igor.igorev (Igor) 31 May 2022 09: 30
      Nikolaev and Odessa do not need to think about anything. The President of Russia made it very clear in his address to the people of Russia on February 24. He said how these lands ended up in Ukraine and promised to carry out REAL decommunization.
  3. k7k8 Offline k7k8
    k7k8 (vic) 31 May 2022 10: 28
    We have reports from Ukrainians that when they find Russian military equipment, it is filled with semiconductors they pulled out of dishwashers and refrigerators!

    In fact, our propagandists would have to work closely with this "fact". Well, isn’t it tsimes that the most expensive, the most modern, the most glamorous (the list of epithets can be continued indefinitely) Western weapons at the cost of millions and tens of millions of dead presidents are destroyed by weapons comparable in price to a bottle of soda? P_i_n_d_o_s_s with banderlogs even understand that they expose themselves to ridicule with such statements?
    Z.Y. Not understood! The word "P_i_n_d_o_s_s", written without underlining, is not allowed by the site.
  4. Oleg Rambover Offline Oleg Rambover
    Oleg Rambover (Oleg Pitersky) 31 May 2022 11: 33
    "Caliber" with microwave chips

    Do they produce processors in Russia at all?
    1. kot711 Offline kot711
      kot711 (vov) 31 May 2022 12: 52
      NO, buys on the edge.
      1. isofat Offline isofat
        isofat (isofat) 31 May 2022 13: 24
        kot711, we feed workers who work well. We give them oil and gas. Let them work, otherwise we will call others. laughing
      2. Oleg Rambover Offline Oleg Rambover
        Oleg Rambover (Oleg Pitersky) 1 June 2022 09: 58
        Why, in Ukraine, although they would not have strangled themselves, they would have bought equipment for nuclear power plants. Russian Elbrus is made in Taiwan.
        1. isofat Offline isofat
          isofat (isofat) 2 June 2022 17: 12
          Oleg Rambover, don't worry. You'll get lucky next time. laughing
  5. Sydor Kovpak Offline Sydor Kovpak
    Sydor Kovpak 31 May 2022 12: 04
    And also, according to the statements of the wives of prisoners of war of manure, then the EVACUATION IS SOMETHING NOT SUCH. what a dila?
  6. antibi0tikk Offline antibi0tikk
    antibi0tikk (Sergei) 1 June 2022 08: 47
    Haaaa, screwed up! laughing laughing laughing It’s a pity you can’t give pluses to the author for the article .....
    Well, if I put the refrigerator on a washing machine, and put a microwave oven on top of the refrigerator, then it will work out for sure "Iskander", only without rocket engines (lads, don't be offended, but I won't give away the moonshine still!)
    Wow, this POWER will bomb! soldier
  7. Stipan R. Offline Stipan R.
    Stipan R. (Stipan R.) 1 June 2022 10: 25
    What was that? Rationalization and economy..
  8. shinobi Offline shinobi
    shinobi (Yuri) 1 June 2022 16: 34
    You’re laughing in vain. Chips and processors are the same everywhere, the only difference is in the purpose of application. so, by the way.
  9. Degrin Offline Degrin
    Degrin (Alexander) 1 June 2022 21: 45
    When Ukrainians carry this nonsense, it's normal. They have such karma. But when this nonsense is developed by the former hero of the ???? militia GirkinD / Strelkov, this already goes beyond all boundaries. Remember how he argued that the Ukrainians went to the Russian border and gave an example of a fake video, claiming that it was true