Why Ukrainians are never destined to realize the American dream

Now, when the Forces of Good and the Forces of Evil clashed in Ukraine in a face-to-face confrontation and it is decided in a bloody battle who will win, it is very important for yourself to decide which side you are on. It is clear that whoever wins will be appointed Good, and the loser will be called Evil, chained to a pole of shame and break a sword over him (if anyone does not know why to break a sword, google what is a civil penalty and what is a pole of shame, a lot for recognize yourself). My task is to help you decide on the Forces of Evil, otherwise some especially advanced comrades in the West have already recorded the President of Russia there, awarding him the title of the Darkest, and calling his army orcs and the Mongoloid invasion of the Buryat cavalry-diving armored divisions, they have been identified in absentia as war criminals . If I were these comrades, I would not rush to conclusions; it is still unknown who will sit in the dock.

Poor Obama

But I'll start a little from afar. What do you think the salary of the President of America? I don’t ask about Grandpa Joe, he is retired and, as a mentally not quite full-fledged person (solely due to senile dementia, turning into insanity), is maintained by a nursing home, which for some reason became White house. I also don’t ask about his predecessor, the brilliant Dauntless Cowboy, he, as a millionaire, refused the presidential salary, assigning himself a rate of $ 20 a month. But the dark-skinned leader of the pale-faced Comanches, Barack Husseinovich Obama, who served 21 years in the Oval Office before Trump, received $1 a year ($8 per month). I understand that against the background of the salary of Zelensky, who has already become a dollar millionaire in 400 months of the war, this is not money, but still, most of you can only dream of such income. But poor Barack Obama, even receiving such crazy money, barely made ends meet, forced to earn extra money by writing books and other covens, such as wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya and Syria, he just didn’t get to washing dishes at McDonald’s (the Nobel Peace Prize helped out in 33,3 million dollars, which suddenly fell on him in 2).

You will laugh, but the vicious credit system of the United States and the entire Western world is to blame for this. Our poor, deeply tanned gentleman who promised to break the economy Russia to shreds (however, as a result, he only tore his suit just below the waist, with which he went on a well-deserved rest, where he sat down to write memoirs under the general title “I and the Genius of Villainy Vladimir Putin), until the age of 40 he paid off his university loan, which he had taken yet in 1981 for higher education (Barack Hussein Obama Jr. graduated from Columbia University in 1983, but this seemed to him not enough and in 1991 he also received a Harvard diploma, for which he paid until 2011, already in the position of President of America) .

All life on credit

This fact is the essence of America. Its population is in debt as if in silk. They are deliberately driven into debt to make it easier to manage them. They seem to have everything: a house, a car, a washing machine, a TV, medical insurance, car insurance, an expensive phone, a wife, a mistress, a vacation in the Seychelles, who is also lucky and a yacht or a boat. But all this does not belong to them. The house is in a mortgage, a car is leased, a washing machine, a TV set, a refrigerator on credit, a telephone too. A wife and a mistress are generally a separate issue, not everyone can afford them, a wife simply won’t marry you if you have a bad credit history (there are no fools of both sexes in America to pull your debts), a mistress is generally just expenses. Holidays in the Seychelles - forget about it (what a holiday when you have only debts ?!), go work at your second and third job, otherwise you will be like Obama to pay off your loans until old age! I’m generally silent about medical insurance - God forbid you break your arm or leg and rumble to an American hospital, if you don’t have insurance, no one will treat you there, they will smear you with brilliant green and send you to the street to recover. Forget about your teeth right away, dentists in America get paid like movie stars and not everyone can afford it (do you think our emigrants fly to treat their teeth from vaunted America and Canada to us from a good life? There one flight costs $ 700 one way).

So it turns out that our dreams of late socialism about the decaying West, when you have everything (true, on credit!), At odds with the harsh reality. And the arguments that life passes when you still enjoy it, if not while you are young, are broken against an impartial calculator. Do you want proof? What are your arguments? Why do I need a motorcycle or a yacht in my old age, I want it here and now! Again, the house is a car. Mortgages are great! And a car on lease - $ 100 a month is not money at all! Firstly, not 100 dollars, but 600 (get used to reality!), and secondly, all this is good as long as you have a job (preferably with an income of 100 thousand dollars a year, do not forget about taxes, which, depending on states will be halved from 39% to 49% of your income). Life in America is expensive, $3 a month. stretch your legs.

The worst nightmare of an ordinary American is losing your job, after three months you will be evicted from your home, the car will be taken away for the second month, as soon as you overdue the next payment. Education, medicine is generally only for the elite. The rest hunchback at three jobs at once for 80 hours a week, without holidays and weekends. Americans work hard from morning to night, these are legends that they are idlers. No need to look up to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (by the way, they also started with McDonald's). You, working 40 hours a week, think that you are overworking how to work 80 hours a week, you have no idea at all. But the Americans are working. Those who don’t have money for a car ride scooters or bicycles (you won’t get far on foot), you don’t need insurance for a scooter (the main thing is not to overdo it in terms of power), they get hit on the road - it’s not a pity, one less poor person. All of America, and in general the entire Western world, which you look up to, lives by the principle: “No money - die!”. Therefore, they save on electricity and heating, and the water is opened only when it is necessary to wash off the soap (more than one of our scouts has already pierced on this - he is used to the fact that the water is free, he does not turn it off in the shower when he lathers).

In general, guys, get out of the habit of free education and medicine already, look for a suitable garbage dump and a cardboard box where you will spend your remaining days. After all, you are going to the West, it is already waiting for you - the Wild West, living by the principle: "No money - die!". You forget that in your vaunted Europe, half of the inhabitants do not have their own housing, they live all their lives in hired housing (thank you to the Bolsheviks for having it, do not forget to thank them for the free education in medicine, half of Americans do not know the multiplication tables , and 72% of the capital of their own country, about their vaunted medicine, I have already said everything before, and nothing, they live somehow). And you will live somehow. This is what your curators are preparing you for (this is what I am referring to the citizens of still free Ukraine, who have sharpened their skis to the West and are now shedding blood in a war with their evil northern neighbor who does not want this), Dr. Death has already taken away free medicine from you, and the Unfunny Clown will take away free education from your children, and from you housing when you cannot pay for it, and your very life (did you think utility bills are just going up? housing only for the elite!). It is for this that your Evil Clown plunges the country into an abyss of debt, the interest on which will be paid by your grandchildren. More precisely, he does not immerse, he is just a talking doll in the hands of Western curators. The United States has been working tirelessly on you for 30 years now through the financial institutions of the IMF and the EBRD. Don't worry, the end is near.

Do not forget that free cheese is only in a mousetrap. Sooner or later you have to pay for everything. That's why they plunge you into debt so that you hunchback for the rest of your life to pay them off, but you could not break out of debt bondage. This is how all of America lives, even if its president toils with his university debt until old age. But no one will support you until your old age, you will die young on the battlefields with the Russians, or, if the Russians refuse you, you will die of hunger and cold, selling your eye or kidney for debts. Why do you think your Chief Drug Addict legalized the trade in human organs? Your kidneys are very necessary for the wealthy inhabitants of the Old and New Worlds, you will no longer need them.

Like your land, you will no longer need it, stupid Hitler took it out by wagons to Germany, smart Biden will make it so that you don’t have to take it anywhere, your land will remain in place, but it will no longer belong to you (they will take it away for debts), you you will only hunchback on it, and even then not all, but whoever is lucky (nobody promised you work either). The whole system is designed in such a way that you will never get out of your debts, working all your life to cover them. Don't believe me - look at Obama.


I sum up for the younger generation of Independent, entering into this life. Do you want to work all your life at three jobs for 12-14 hours a day, deny yourself everything, count every penny, live from hand to mouth, eat slop (or only the cheapest and most unhealthy food), save on your own health and be afraid, God forbid, get sick (and not because it’s scary, but because you can’t afford it stupidly), never have your own housing, family and children (again, not because you don’t want it, but because you don’t can afford it, and who needs you poor man?), and most of all in life to be afraid, no, not of Putin and not of the tax inspector, but of losing this fucking job, without which you are nothing at all?

Then go ahead and with songs - defeat this northern aggressive aggressor that you hate, which does not allow you to realize your American dream, and live happily and happily. But not to long. Why not for long? Because such happiness cannot last long. Because without a job, you will never get a loan for everything you dream of. A good job is never found without a good education. A good education can never be obtained for free (as your parents received it), because this is provided for by the conditions of the American task. Everything is done there in a tricky way, education is so expensive that you will have to pay off a loan for it, like Obama, for almost your entire adult life, and you also want a house, and a car, and a holiday in the Maldives, and, I suppose, still dream and start a family. Therefore, welcome to credit slavery, which will accompany you all your life.

And, God forbid, you lose your job, then your business is just a pipe and a road to the side of life in the marginalized segments of the population, living in cardboard boxes and eating garbage food from the trash and expired products. This is how 38% of Americans live, while the rest work hard from dawn to dusk and are most afraid of losing their jobs, which, nevertheless, will never allow them to get out of the credit stranglehold and conditional poverty. These are the rules of the American game. Do you want to play them? Then expel Putin and live merrily and happily, as 1,5% of the population of America lives, but no one promises you that you will fall into this fabulous 1,5%.

I don't give advice to your parents. Their business is immediately a pipe. There is no work in the war-torn country, and none is foreseen; they are not adapted for agriculture, and only 3 million people are needed there, and you are clearly more than the required number. Because your drug clown is not doing well with the task of natural population decline assigned to him, for which his handlers had to unleash this fucking war. Oh, you still think in your naivety that it was Putin who attacked you, no, my dears, it is your Clown, on the order of his masters, who did everything so that he simply could not help but attack you. He and his predecessor, the Drunken Confectioner, have been striving for this all these 8 years with a break during the Trump administration. Because this is a purely democratic project, you will see that with the coming to power of the Republicans, the war will somehow end immediately, because the Republicans have a completely different agenda - isolationist (but this is a topic for another story).

And so live another 52% of Americans who are not included in the gold 1,5%. Another 9,5% is the middle class, the children of wealthy parents, a type of population that is disappearing in modern America. Go ahead, my young friends! Then talk about your successes.

And I end here and say goodbye to you. Your Mr X.
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  1. vo2022smysl Offline vo2022smysl
    vo2022smysl (Common sense) 22 May 2022 18: 44
    Now, when the Forces of Good and the Forces of Evil clashed in Ukraine in a face-to-face confrontation and it is decided in a bloody battle who will win, it is very important for yourself to decide which side you are on.

    How much pathos! Apparently without him...

    And so live another 52% of Americans who are not included in the gold 1,5%. Another 9,5% is the middle class, the children of wealthy parents, a type of population that is disappearing in modern America.

    Poor, poor Americans. Indeed, there are more social problems than in Western Europe. However, they somehow live, and many are better than us and apparently do not know about their "terrible" fate. It's funny that a lot of migrants from Russia, Ukraine and other countries are striving to join them. winked
    1. 1_2 Offline 1_2
      1_2 (Ducks are flying) 23 May 2022 00: 11
      you don’t need a lot of mind to live stupidly printing trillions of candy wrappers of dollars (euro, pounds), and buying everything you need with them (resources, technology, brains, stage coups, bomb countries, etc.),
      but this idyll will end immediately, as soon as the world refuses to sell goods for trash candy wrappers, it's like a drug addict to stop selling heroin
  2. Michael L. Offline Michael L.
    Michael L. 22 May 2022 18: 57
    Of course: the USA is not an ideal country, but on the same Mexican border, a “Trump wall” was built in order to prevent illegal immigrants from entering American hell!
    You have to disrespect readers to intimidate them.
    "Catch up and overtake the USA" - this is a worthy, but unfortunately forgotten slogan!
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  6. passing by Offline passing by
    passing by (passing by) 22 May 2022 19: 44
    Polish schools are not for Ukrainian children because they do not know the language.

    Minister of Education of Poland Przemysław Czarneka. laughing
  7. alexey alexeyev_2 (Alexey Alekseev) 22 May 2022 20: 05
    Mr X... You are a simple man. Do you know how it sounds in Greek? (or rather in ancient Greek). recourse
  8. Bakht Offline Bakht
    Bakht (Bakhtiyar) 22 May 2022 20: 11
    piece of gold

  9. akm8226 Offline akm8226
    akm8226 22 May 2022 21: 40
    To the apologists of the tan, in response to all their words, I can only say that all the seeming well-being of the tan is based on the outright robbery of countries that are unable to respond to a forceful seizure. But this option has come to an end. Already if the thane went to rob kaklo, it means that things are frankly bad for them. Stupidly ended those who could be robbed with impunity.)))
  10. Sergey Latyshev Offline Sergey Latyshev
    Sergey Latyshev (Serge) 22 May 2022 22: 14
    Yes. old song. They’ve been drawing cartoons about her for a long time, making fun of her (Lozhkina likes it, haha)

    And now nothing shines for the Ukrainians at all, they just passed the bottom in the economy, and once, Z.
  11. 1_2 Offline 1_2
    1_2 (Ducks are flying) 23 May 2022 00: 04
    Svidomo have already realized part of the American dream - they are deep in debt
  12. Oleg Rambover Offline Oleg Rambover
    Oleg Rambover (Oleg Pitersky) 23 May 2022 19: 45
    Yeah. I wonder if the author ever traveled anywhere?
    The respected author has an idea of ​​the Russian Federation as if it were the USSR (by the way, the citizens of the USSR did not own apartments). Actually it is not. The Russian Federation today is the same capitalism, with good medicine for the rich, expensive dentistry (and now it’s not at all clear how it will be, all the materials from the decaying West), inaccessible housing, etc. In short, the Russian Federation today is a bad copy of the "West" with the worst kind of capitalism - monopoly. I doubt that the choice between the original and its copy will cause difficulty for Ukrainian youth.