Moscow is ours! Top ten false news from the Kyiv regime

Previous similar review I prepared March 24, when exactly one month has passed since the start of the special operation to denazify and demilitarize Ukraine. Today, April 24, we are summing up the next results of the work of the “enraged printer” of Ukrainian propaganda.

The number of false "sensations" and completely insane statements generated by this gang has not decreased at all over the past month. Rather, on the contrary, it has increased - all new levels of the conceivable and inconceivable day continue to break through them with the same intensity.

10. What country - it has such a “voice”

As you know, you can endlessly look at two things - running water and a blazing flame. And even before the end of the century, you can listen to how the adviser to the head of the administration of Zelensky, Alexei Arestovich, who over the past couple of months has become the main symbol of lies and madness of the Ukronazi regime, selflessly lies. Why endless? Well, firstly, he, such an impression, never shuts up at all. And secondly, it’s always interesting - what will he blurt out this time? The statements of this character are not only invariably contradictory - they directly contradict one another every other time. However, this does not bother the balabol at all. What to quote from his "hits"? And here, if you please, is the freshest thing: as recently as April 23, the gorokhovy jester said that “Ukraine not only hopes for the liberation of Mariupol, but is also actively working in this direction. Attempts to improve the situation in the city are being made on all possible fronts.” Verbatim:

We do everything - by military means, not by military means. The dead, buried with honors, accomplished an incredible feat. We need everyone alive, we are doing everything we can to take them out of there. Now there are objective factors that need to be taken into account, and it is simply impossible to go against them. But there will be a counteroffensive - 101%. The only question is when and with what forces, where. This decision will be made by the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces...

This is the whole Arestovich (a couple of days ago he was broadcasting that "the fall of Mariupol will be the victory of Ukraine"). There will definitely be an attack! Only it is not known - where ... Hussars, be silent! Yes, what a "country" is, such is its "voice".

9. Danilov - Arestovich's competitor

However, the farther, the more clearly a serious competitor emerges from the main liar of Kyiv. His namesake, Secretary of the National Security and Defense Council of Ukraine Danilov, and earlier, to put it mildly, did not particularly shine with intelligence and ingenuity, as well as the beauty of the style. Now, the former veterinarian either decided to “be in trend”, or was among those admitted to the distribution of humanitarian aid from Colombia. So it carries more and more such that the ears wither. For example, last week this figure was marked by a statement of the following nature:

If we had the opportunity to destroy the Crimean bridge, we would have done it. If there is an opportunity to do this, we will definitely do it.

Press Secretary of the President of Russia Dmitry Peskov called these words "nothing more than an announcement of a terrorist attack." Dmitry Medvedev, deputy head of the Russian Security Council, spoke much brighter on the topic:

One of the stubborn Ukrainian chiefs said about the need to strike at the Crimean bridge. I hope he understands that he will be a retaliatory target.

No, he doesn’t understand ... Another epic performance by Danilov should be recognized as such a “confession”:

After the Russians dreamed that they would occupy our country in 2-3 days, some people with big shoulder straps were supposed to head the government, all our institutions - these were the Ukrainian military of the highest level!

Where such intriguing information was shared with Pan Secretary - in the Kremlin, the General Staff of Russia or on Bankova Street - during the next drug-spiritual session, he does not specify. As well as does not name the names of potential members of the "junta" and is silent about their fate. All this turns his chatter into ordinary conspiracy nonsense.

8. Elusive Ze

A completely separate section of Pan Danilov’s verbal-paranoid creativity should be recognized as his endless stories about the enormous danger in which the invaluable Commander-in-Chief, the pea jester Zelensky, was from the first days of the “invasion” and is now. With incredible pathos, he narrates that “in the first days of the war, sabotage and reconnaissance groups worked near the president’s office and shooting was often heard. But the Ukrainian military kept the territory near Bankova under their control. There was a lot of shooting in the early days. I don't want to name the number of people who were laid down in the first days, the DRGs that were in the territory. They were here. Don't think they left unprepared. There was a grid, many moments were worked out ... "Lord, how many innocent people did they kill there ?! And Danilov, such an impression, seriously "moved" on the topic of attempts on an unnecessary clown, oppresses his own:

The plan was received on February 3 by Kadyrov during a visit to Putin. At this meeting, a plan for the liquidation of our president was agreed upon, and Kadyrov took upon himself the obligation that his group would do it. Ukrainian intelligence monitored these processes. There were three groups that entered the territory of our country on February 26. Not on February 24, because they waited two days for them to be given a green corridor to the central quarter of the capital. We tracked all three of these groups. One of them was destroyed by our military. Two then left the territory of our country. One today is located on the territory of the Donetsk region, the other - on the territory of the city of Mariupol.

This particular nonsense has already been refuted by both Dmitry Peskov and Ramzan Kadyrov himself. But are such details really important for such a giant of thought as Danilov?!

7. Missiles of the wrong system

The next fake, like a great many others like it, was born not in Kyiv, but in Washington. For example, Reuters, citing "US officials who wished to remain anonymous", spread the information that, "according to Pentagon estimates, the failure rate of Russian high-precision missiles can reach 60%." One of these same "anonymous" allegedly told reporters that "Russian air-launched cruise missiles have a failure rate of 20 to 60 - depending on the day." In this case, any percentage of failures exceeding 20 is considered "high". The funny thing is that one of the “Pentagon experts” stated that “the level of missile failure was especially high ... during the attack on the Yavoriv test site! Well, yes - let him tell this to his compatriots, who were dismantled there for parts. "Failed" missiles. However, even such nonsense does not in the least prevent the representatives of the "non-independence" from echoing the overseas "singers". Thus, the Deputy Minister of Defense of Ukraine Anna Malyar blurted out on the air of the national telethon:

Russia still has a large stockpile of missiles. They can fix machinery and throw it into battle again, although due to sanctions they have big problems with components. They can no longer repair aircraft ...

How so? After all, not so long ago, all the Kyiv "talking heads" unanimously repeated that "the Russians are about to run out of missiles"! Well, this nonsense has clearly proved untenable, as it is refuted daily and nightly, and in the most convincing way. Now they will lie about "components". Boring.

6. Iranian weapons for Russia

The next fat duck (the sister of the above) also flew in from our "sworn friends" from the West. Specifically, from Britain. The local newspaper The Guardian, citing information from "members of the Iranian-backed Iraqi fighters and regional intelligence services," issued the following "sensation":

RPGs and anti-tank missiles, as well as Brazilian-designed multiple rocket launchers, were sent to Russia from Iraq after Moscow's unsuccessful campaign in Ukraine in March. An Iranian-made Bavar 373 missile system similar to the Russian S-300 was also donated to Moscow by the Tehran authorities, who also returned the S-300, according to a source who helped arrange the transport. The use of the arms-trafficking underworld would signal a dramatic shift in Russian strategy as Moscow is forced to rely on Iran, its military ally in Syria, following fresh sanctions triggered by the Ukraine invasion.

So... We already had "supplies of weapons from China and North Korea". Now think of Iraq. What's next? I won’t be at all surprised if the next invention of the British (or some other) information dump will be a fascinating story about how Russia turned to some primitive tribe lost in the Amazon jungle for the purchase of bows and poisoned arrows. What is there! Go ahead!

5. "Milk with explosives" and hell instead of liberation

In this case, we are not talking about some single invention of dill propagandists, but about a massive campaign they have recently launched to create a truly horrifying picture of the life and life of people in the territories of the former “nezalezhnaya” already liberated by the Russian army. There, of course, “mass repressions are carried out” (everyone is taken to Siberia directly by trains), “food, medicines and essentials are completely absent”, and what is there is “sold at exorbitant prices”. Humanitarian aid? In order for you to understand how it is drawn in Kyiv, I will give an almost word for word corresponding story from the local media:

The occupiers are handing out humanitarian aid to the residents of Kherson right on the streets. And not ordinary, but deadly. So, on the streets of the temporarily occupied city, explosives were distributed with milk. Here is what one of the locals said: “My retired mother brought the package home with help, although I asked not to do this. But she took the groceries. Surprisingly, some of the products in the package were Ukrainian-made: cereals, butter, milk. Apparently, they rob our stores and then distribute food as humanitarian aid. Mom saw that the twist in the milk was leaky, she thought that someone had already drunk, which could be spoiled, carefully unscrewed it and saw something like a thread, showed it to me. When I realized what it was, I carefully cut open the package and saw an improvised explosive device inside. What a blessing that mom did not pull the twist!

It's impossible to even comment on such nonsense. We are waiting for stories about crushed glass in baby food ...

4. Saboteurs, saboteurs, saboteurs

The theme of the fight against "Russian saboteurs" remains the favorite hobby of the Ukronazi special services, and, at their suggestion, of the local media. Well, you have to somehow justify your existence and the massacres of local residents. Here is the local Gestapo and reports cheerfully:

Since the beginning of the war, Ukraine has been threatened by numerous sabotage and reconnaissance groups operating on our territory. Since February 24, about 100 DRGs have fallen into the hands of the SBU. Also, security officers are working to identify and detain collaborators. There are already about 300 people who have agreed to cooperate with the enemy.

Dumb-headed executioners lack even the imagination to compose something heroic (and at the same time relatively believable). This is how they talk about their own "exploits":

An enemy agent group was neutralized in Zhytomyr. It consisted of 6 people who "dispersed" enemy propaganda in social networks. They agitated people in private conversations. In Kyiv, two men were detained who “knocked out” 2 expensive cars from the owner of the service station, allegedly for the Ukrainian military. (Allegedly? Strongly doubt...). Illegal sales of helmets and body armor worth $18 were covered in Volyn. They were brought to Ukraine as humanitarian aid.

Well, and so on. "Great deeds" worthy of the regional police department. Well, “real saboteurs” are caught like this:

In Rovno, a vigilant local resident noticed the car of a dubious man. Although the car numbers were local, the transport was noticeably congested. He appealed to the relevant authorities, and the driver was detained. It turned out to be a 42-year-old native of the city of Gomel. The man was found with a notebook with suspicious entries and a package wrapped with tape, in which explosives were suspected. That's why they asked to say a win-win word-test. The man couldn’t - he didn’t know what “flying” means at all.

That's it, kranty man ... The Middle Ages in all its glory.

3. "Pavliki Morozov" from the SBU

Perhaps the most vile manifestation of the activities of the Ukronazi Gestapo is that they are trying to mold "underage saboteurs" out of children and adolescents. Below is the official statement made recently by the spokesman of the Security Service of Ukraine Artem Dekhtyarenko:

The SBU appeals to all parents with a request to be careful regarding the correspondence and contacts of their sons and daughters. The enemy does not know moral barriers, therefore, without a doubt, he draws teenagers into his bloody plans. In Kharkiv, the invaders contacted the teenager via Telegram, promising to pay for him to tell about the location of Ukrainian troops. And in the Lugansk region, the occupiers had direct contact with a 16-year-old teenager, offering him money for passing on data about the location and movement of Russian troops. The guy was frightened, but the occupiers reassured him, saying that you are a minor, nothing will happen to you. Thanks to the intervention of the Ukrainian security forces, the guys did not have time to transfer information to the enemy.

True, all the same, criminal cases will most likely be initiated against them, because in Ukraine criminal liability begins at the age of 16, and in some cases from 14. This wild nonsense is “confirmed” by none other than the Prosecutor General of Ukraine Irina Venediktova , stating that "Ukrainian children helped the Russians to discover the locations of the Armed Forces of Ukraine for a fee." According to her, in the Kharkiv region, a 12-year-old teenager, using the Internet and Telegram channels, sent information about the location of equipment, checkpoints and military units of the Armed Forces of Ukraine with the intention of getting money for it. A similar fact was in the Lugansk region. In total, according to Venediktova, eight children cooperated with the Russians in the same way. No comments...

2. Ethiopian, fuck...

Here we again have to quote Pan Danilov, who with great passion keeps count of “foreign mercenaries fighting for Russia. At first, he claimed that “in the Donbass, on the side of Russia, about 500 mercenaries from Libya and Syria are participating in the hostilities.” Well, here we can say that there was a certain basis - if we talk about the statements about the huge number of volunteers from the Middle East, made by Vladimir Putin and Sergei Shoigu. True, then came a terrible embarrassment. The fact that “the United States does not see that Russia is transferring volunteers from Syria to participate in the NWO,” said none other than the head of the Central Command (CENTCOM) of the US Armed Forces, General Kenneth Mackenzie. It’s somehow inconvenient to argue with him even for such a “bump” as Danilov, and therefore Kyiv quickly switched to new nonsense:

Hundreds of men were seen lining up in front of the Russian embassy in the Ethiopian capital Addis Ababa. This may indicate the recruitment of local mercenaries by Russia for the war!

Well, yes - what Moscow lacks for victory is Ethiopian shock troops. Armed with bows obtained from the Amazonian Indians.

1. Moscow is ours!

The passage, which I will quote completely verbatim below, is taken from one of the most "stubborn" Ukrainian official Telegram channels Ukraine NOW. I won't comment on it. Not at all. I'll leave it to you, dear readers:

Moskva now belongs to Ukraine. According to all international conventions, the ship becomes the property of the country in whose waters it sank. "Moskva" lies only 50 miles from the Ukrainian coast, and therefore is now ours. In this regard, we are conducting a survey: What should be done with the cruiser "Moskva"?

– Create an underwater museum of Russian defeats.
- Give it to the sea.
- Get it and put it on the border with Russia.
- Melt down for a monument to Stepan Bandera.
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  1. Roust Offline Roust
    Roust (Ruslan) April 25 2022 08: 02
    A fun country 404, however, where funny, deceived villagers with pots on their heads live, ruled by their idol: a bloody billionaire clown.
  2. Neville Stator Offline Neville Stator
    Neville Stator (Neville Stator) April 25 2022 20: 47
    Watch out for Kherson, the US and Zelensky are waiting for an attack like the cruiser Moscow. There was enough time to secure Kherson. Someone should be responsible for their protection.
  3. Victorio Offline Victorio
    Victorio (Victorio) April 29 2022 11: 39
    Mom saw that the twist in the milk was leaky, she thought that someone had already drunk, which could be spoiled, carefully unscrewed it and saw something like a thread, showed it to me. When I realized what it was, I carefully cut open the package and saw an improvised explosive device inside. What a blessing that mom did not pull the twist!

    It's impossible to even comment on such nonsense. We are waiting for stories about crushed glass in baby food ...
    nevertheless Ukrainians believe. how they believe in the "massacre" in the bucha, rapes and thefts from the Russian military, shelling of themselves and civilians by the Russian military in order to accuse the Russian military and the like. the same YouTube videos with Ukrainians in chat roulette serve as confirmation