The British pecked at the bait of the Kremlin

Honestly, I didn’t think of writing anything about this. The whole story with the Skripals, their pseudo-poisoning and all its subsequent victims, starting with the cat and guinea pigs and ending with the demolished cafe where they had dinner, uprooted benches and trees, and finally, the death of another innocent victim who sniffed “ Beginner ", supposedly a chronic alcoholic, (which does not detract from the value of her life), already over the previous six months, they have all been fed up with pretty much order. It was clear that the English side was casting a shadow over the wattle fence, and this was clear even to the English layman, therefore, when exactly six months later, day to day, (pay attention to this, apparently, “Novichok” has a half-life of six months) an unexpected continuation this story in the person of two unlucky gay agents of the GRU, the assassins of Skripal, was no longer even funny.


There was no desire to analyze the next mistakes of the English side, beginning with the passage of "super-agents" alternately through the border corridor at the same time, accurate to the second, which even super-agents could not do, and ending with their exposure to all possible video recorders, that for murderers who arrived to fulfill mission X, especially working for such an authoritative intelligence as the GRU, this is an unlikely thing, to say the least. The English side has already reaped one crop from this field in the form of recalled ambassadors, sanctions timed to this circumstance, and other nishtyaks who have fallen on the innocent RF, it would seem that they still need? But no, apparently, they want to remove another crop for this season from this field. Will not be too much? Apparently, just right, the British decided, especially since no one gives a word to the accused side, that there the Russian Federation blames for its excuse no one cares. And not even according to Anglo-Saxon law, where there is no presumption of innocence, but according to the right of the strong. RF is to blame and the point! It’s to blame, not even “Haili likes” (with a high degree of probability), but certainly with a probability of 100%.



What else could Putin do in this situation? While he, together with Lavrov and Nebenzey’s chorus, proved that the Russian Federation was not a camel - they didn’t kill anyone, the “Novice” was not ours (and, in general, was there a boy? Please present the murdered one!). Proved without much success. And in the UN Security Council, and at other venues. Proved by right of the weak. Because the strong will not prove anything to anyone. He is right, by definition, on the fact that he has more rights! And then Uncle Vova decided to take a different path. He decided to apply level 38 trolling and play along with the English side, so much so that they themselves would be ashamed of themselves. I didn’t take into account only the simple fact that gentlemen do not blush, their receptor is atrophied, but I was ashamed of Putin. Although until this episode he did not give such an occasion.

I will explain. Yes, the next morning the GRU “super-agents”, who appeared on the English monitors, declared by the English side as unidentified Petrov and Boshirov, who visited foggy Albion under obviously fictitious names and with fabricated passports, were found in the Russian Federation and, imagine, horror , under the same surnames and even with the same passports. However, to their surprise, they learned that during this trip they became not only agents of the GRU, Skripal's killers, but also ... gays. And from their faces presented on RT, it was clear that they were even less pleased with the second circumstance than the first. And if Petrov stoically transferred this fact, then Boshirov had a uniform hysteria. It is understandable, he now live with this fact. And despite the fact that their faces in recent days have become more popular than the faces of Kirkorov and Boris Moiseyev, when only the lazy on the net did not wipe their feet about them, they can be understood. Of these, gays are the same as the sumo wrestler from the Queen of England. But Uncle Vova said it was necessary, and Margarita Simonyan answered yes! And no one even asked our heroes. Who cares what they think about this - state interests are at stake.

What confuses me most in this situation is the fact that you’re living the very ordinary life of an ordinary person, not always successful, maybe even a gay man (what the hell difference), you’re interested policies, or maybe even not, try not to drown under the heap of all kinds of problems that everyone has enough (even for gays), you live the simple life of an ordinary man in the street who may not always support party policy, and it happens (and among gays especially), and suddenly bang! .. They take you out of the box where you lived with tweezers and put them under a magnifying glass, under a 100-fold increase, and they begin to publicly discuss your features - how old are you? Where do you live and what did you forget in Salisbury? Tourist, you say? We know such tourists. What is not enough for your country to travel? Ah, already traveled. Have you been to Solovki? No, well, don’t worry, you can always get there ... The British can help. And how do you make a living? And what is enough? Nah, well, you can not answer. What perfume do you use? Right? Do not lie? Well, let’s take a word for now. And why are you paired with a friend (although this, in principle, also has nothing forbidden, but still)? And what did you do in August 1918 and how can you prove that you didn’t shoot at Lenin (well, okay, it doesn’t matter - here alone, a certain Kaplan admitted, is she not a relative by the hour?). And most importantly, why did you come to Salisbury this morning? Ah, have you already asked? And what did you say? .. Agree, anyone here will feel uneasy. When a car of state interests enters your little life and grinds you into amino acids. Probably, our traitor, ex-Colonel GRU Sergei Skripal, and especially his daughter Julia, who came to visit her father in England, when they, against their will, were thrown into this meat grinder, probably should have felt the same thing. And if I don’t feel sorry for the traitor-colonel, then I definitely feel sorry for her daughter. Now this English meat grinder grinds its next victims. This time we have in Russia.

And if Salisbury is the capital of the LGBT community in England, then it means that Petrov and Boshirov are gay. Well, you guys need it! I understand that I do not want to, but it’s so necessary for the Motherland! To Teresa May once again put on his ass. After all, they have your brother’s love in Europe. Well, not yours, but we, in my opinion, have agreed? Or not? Let them then do leniency, or at least say that they were mistaken. And we will hide you from outside attention for now. Well, you never know what you were going to get married there. Be patient. Or marry Petrov, he seems to agree. Do not want? .. Well, as you want. Sports nutrition, you say, traded, well, so let's trade it further. Do you want a different name? You are welcome. Do not want? Well, eat it, then him. Don't you want too? Well, you're a guy and spoiled! Exactly what is not gay? That, okay, I'm joking, I'm joking.

Believe me, I’m not at all tolerant to gays, especially after they muddied in Ukraine in 2014, but in this case, I’m sorry for the power. Well, we cannot be likened to English bastards and apply their methods in our own country, albeit in the highest state interests. What now Petrov and Boshirov all his life to go and tell everyone that they are not camels, but just needed for the homeland? Yes, and they will not be able to say this. And then how do they live on? Is that what Vladimir Vladimirovich thought about? That is why I am ashamed of him. Although level 38 trolling was a success. British intelligence again found itself in a puddle. Or, as one of the “newly-minted gays” said: “in a slush! Everyone’s wet! ”

I, as an unbiased person who watched Simonyan’s interview from the side, saw with an unaided eye that the interview was staged and biased. You can see right away that the office has already worked with the dudes. It was clear that they had nothing to do with the GRU or gays, but they would have to wait a while with the second. And if before that I treated Margarita Simonyan with a high degree of respect, as a high professional doing his job by 190% and delivering these things to our enemies a lot of trouble, then I saw a sweaty woman, with a greasy face glistening with sweat, worried no less, and maybe even more, of her wards (apparently, not every day she has to carry out such delicate tasks), and the air conditioner that she suggested they turn on was needed, first of all, by her, and not by our newly made gays, who after all the events of this day are already throwing it’s hot and cold. In general, as it turned out, the salvation of the homeland requires sacrifice. Work is not for cleanliness! Margarita knew where she was going. But Petrov and Boshirov, it seems, no! And what should they do now? But in their place could be any of you!

PS While the material was being compiled, some more details surfaced. Known for investigations on Boeing, the British scandalous publication Bellingcat pecked at the bait of the Kremlin and began to spin up a nonexistent trace. And the guys from the former GDP office provided them with relevant material evidence. Bellingcat, however, gladly swallowed the bait and rushed into the false flag investigation. I quote the source: “A joint investigation by The Bellingcat and The Insider revealed that Alexander Petrov and Ruslan Boshirov, suspected by Britain of poisoning Skripals, are indeed members of the Russian special services. This is confirmed by a number of documents, as well as direct and indirect evidence. " (English text see here). This is followed by a review of the passport data of our heroes and the conclusion that they did not exist until 2009 (neither data nor heroes literally surfaced from nowhere, which only means that the office has already worked with them - with data and with heroes ) More metamorphoses surfaced with both air tickets and their registration for the flight (the publication concluded that the “super-agents” rushed to London spontaneously, which only speaks of a “deep study” of the operation to eliminate British spy). By such investigations, well-known publications only discredit themselves, which is what the GDP, in fact, sought. Parallels regarding the reliability of their “investigations” on the downed Boeing are more than clearly seen with the same conclusions. We fix another bonus for GDP following the results of this operation under a false flag: “Was there a boy?”

True, everyone at risk is spoiled by the British newspaper The Daily Mail. Cunning reporters managed to establish by talking with guests of the City Stay Hotel, where it was alleged that Petrov and Boshirov were staying that suspected poisoning of former GRU officer Sergei Skripal and his daughter smoked marijuana in the hotel room on the eve of the assassination and used the services of a prostitute (one for two ) The guests informed the newspaper about the smell of cannabis and the fact that from the room of the Russians came the sounds of "noisy sex" that lasted all night. One can only be glad for our "super-agents", next to whom James Bond enviously smokes bamboo. On the eve of X's secret mission to eliminate the British spy, they smoke weed and cause a damsel of easy virtue, at the risk of incurring the wrath of neighbors and getting to know the British police personally. This is the only way “real pros” from the GRU work. The only thing is that the version about the unconventional orientation of our heroes is bursting at the seams. Although the prostitute could also be our agent. To distract attention. Why not?

I’ll just add from myself: In the morning the cathedral, in the evening, sex with a prostitute. Verily, the ways of the Lord are inscrutable ...