Poroshenko’s last parade: the shame of the Armed Forces of Ukraine is already impossible to hide

On August 24 this year, for the next, for the 27th time, Ukraine celebrated its Independence Day (from whom only - the question?), Although it was just right to celebrate the 5th anniversary of its dependence on external curators and their local representatives ( in particular, in Kiev, their will has been voiced by Uncle Petya for the fifth year already). But in 5, this day also coincided with the 2018th anniversary of the revival of Ukrainian statehood, (didn’t you forget who the modern Ukraine dates from? Grushevsky-Vinnichenko-Petlyura UPR, which lasted 100 years, from 2 to 1918) and on this occasion, Uncle Petya especially solemnly and with great fanfare hosted the parade of the valiant Armed Forces of the Independent on Khreshchatyk, rolling it on his new armored Mercedes AMG S-class (which is also very indicative of how the Germans began their story and continue it by adding to n they also Pindos).



The ceremonial parade of troops was called the "March of the New Army." And the new army passed and rumbled along the Khreshchatyk caterpillars, and even flew over it (all three outdated airplanes), of course, there were more jokes, but they weren’t new! Embroidery among the audience rippled in the eyes, and from the cries of “Glory to Ukraine!” there was a jingle. Colonel General Popko, commander of the Armed Forces of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, commanded the parade (the announcer announced so - the commander of the Armed Forces, and not of the Land Forces, military people will understand what the mistake is), and also on the outdated Hammer with the Armed Forces crosses on the sides (and crosses, and "Hammer" do not remind you of anything? No? So, it seemed).


From the outside, all this looked very pathos, although, I must say, the parade from the very beginning did not ask. It all started with the fact that the standard-bearers of the banner group flew at each other, colliding right in front of the main rostrum, and, of course, the rear was to blame, because they did not calculate the distance. But, as it turned out, these were only flowers. Berries went further when two soldiers, one by one, lost consciousness right on the air. One in-line guard of the Honor Guard swam during Uncle Petit's solemn speech, the other (paratrooper) could not stand a moment of silence over the dead Ukrainians. Moreover, if the President’s Security Service officers managed to pick up the first one, the second one collapsed directly onto the asphalt, then his DSV colleagues dragged him (now glorious airborne forces are called in Ukraine, but more on that later).


It is especially piquant that the linear PKK (Guard of Honor company) collapsed in the words of the Confectioner about Ukraine’s relations with the EU: “I want to draw your attention separately - Europe needs us, because without us the European Union will not be a complete and ideal project. The civilization border of modern Europe runs along the north-eastern border of Ukraine. On the continent, everyone who is not blinded by Russian money understands that without independent European Ukraine there would be less peace and security in Europe ”- the soldier could not stand such nonsense and turned off.

This is the sixth such case during the rule of the Confectioner. The first happened right at the inauguration of June 7, 2014, when a serviceman of the Honor Guard company collapsed, dropping a carbine, right when the newly elected President passed by him on the red carpet.


The newly elected did not even stop, which is very significant! Everyone said a bad sign! But the signs continued. The next one happened on November 25, 2017, on the Day of Remembrance of the Victims of the Holodomor. Another soldier of the Honor Guard company crashed - did not survive the famine or out of solidarity with those who did not survive, I do not know (video, sorry, no). But the case with the standard-bearer of the Presidential Standard, which happened on March 26, 2018 at the celebrations marking the anniversary of the establishment of the National Guard, became especially famous. The standard bearer collapsed at the words of the President, who announced a moment of silence about the fighters of the NSU who died in the anti-terrorist operation zone, while the standard almost hit the guarantor on the head (apparently, he did not agree with the Director of the Chocolate Factory that he decided to sleep and think about it, the presidential symbol as a result, it turned out to be on earth, which is no longer even a sign, but a verdict for a sweet lover who suffers from diabetes and from alcoholism at the same time!). Colonel General Yuri Allerov, the NSU commander, rushed to save the situation, for which the president even thanked him, saying: (feels, apparently, that the next time will be the last).


But the following happened, and one more (I spoke about them above), and the guarantor, as if spoken, moreover, was also going for a second term! Separately, it is worth recalling the incident with the head of the State Border Service Nezalezhnaya, who decided to sleep right at a briefing of two presidents of Ukraine and Belarus, regardless of those around him. He was dragged all the way, a heavy reptile caught! Lukashenko even joked that there is no need to overload the members of the government. The funniest thing was that on the air of the 112th 61-year-old chairman of the SPSU, Nazarenko for some reason called the 96-year-old academician Paton, who became ill, his grandfather’s age (you see, and grandfather wasn’t at the meeting, well, then take ...). Signs, speak? Well, I don’t know, I don’t know ?! The confectioner has been drinking blood for us for the fifth year already, how much more must fall, die, escape from Ukraine, so that he leaves us alone ?!

His speech at the parade is worth quoting separately, this is an epic trash:



Pathos! Here on these words the second soldier and lay down.

I quoted, by no means, all, only excerpts, but it is already clear from them who is to blame for all the troubles of Ukraine. And then one of the best armies in Europe demonstrated the ability to walk in formation, and the new form, and the power of weapons. Thank God, there were no excesses, no one tripped and fell, and technique I arrived and didn’t crash, as at a rehearsal, into the building of the business center (then the Buk air defense system, without fitting into the turn, almost smashed the front door to the Astarta business center to smithereens).


Of course, like any self-respecting Fuhrer, the Confectioner at the parade could not do without weapons of retaliation. And he prepared it and demonstrated it. But, like any Fuhrer, he did not have enough time to bring it to mind. Hitler paid for it with his life, let's see what the Director of the chocolate factory pays? As a weapon of retaliation, we were shown a unique domestic development of the 155-mm self-propelled artillery howitzer "Bogdan", developed under the NATO standard and adapted for firing enemy shells. And all would be well, Putin is now Khan, only the automatic loader is not brought, and the guidance system is only on paper. And so, of course, the armor is strong and our tanks are fast. Speaking of tanks. This, finally, fierce thrash! Ukry also demonstrated them. All three! I'm not even joking here. All three new tanks. One Yatagan T-84-120, designed for the NATO 120 mm caliber (I don’t know what they were going to shoot! Turks refused it!) And two Oplot-M based on the T-84U (according to The Military Balance-2018 somewhere else hides eight “Bastions”, out of the available 10, but so far no one has been able to find them). Therefore, the Confectioner was going to fight Russia with the obsolete Bulatami T-64BM, developed on the basis of the T-64BV, withdrawn from production in the USSR in 1987.

About the long-obsolete air defense systems "Buk-M1" and "Tochka-U", rumbled along Khreshchatyk, as well as about the 300-mm MLRS "Alder", designed to replace the MLRS "Smerch", there is nothing to say - some have long been moral and technically outdated (no one is responsible for their accuracy, which was proved by the use of Tochka-U in the anti-terrorist operation zone), while the other so far only hits the target on paper - the last control tests of the Alder finally put an end to it, as if point fire system, (as a result, it was decided to use it only, as a MLRS, for striking an area enemy pits). The pinnacle of this epic thrash was the 203-mm self-propelled artillery 2C7 "Peony", which for some reason was carried on tractors, although other heavy equipment was diligently ironed Khreschatyk with its tracks. These natural-born killers, designed even for firing shells with a nuclear warhead, inherited by Ukraine from the USSR (there are still 2 divisions somewhere), are not used in the ATO, although I really want to, because of barrel wear and the fire accuracy that suffers from this (where to get the trunks is a question? only in the Russian Federation! yes, only who will give them to them ?!). That's all the weapons of retaliation! Yes, there are also 122-mm “Carnations” 2C1, and 152-mm “Acacia” 2C3 (these are self-propelled artillery mounts of the “flower” series, “Peonies” 2C7 from there), which have proven themselves well in the Donbass in the ATO zone, and The S-300 Favorite air defense system (at least 11 divisions) that can reliably cover the sky of Independence, but we will not attack them (although Poroshenko claims the opposite), and for us this weapon of defense and close combat is pointless. I already said everything about old and rusty planes flying over Khreshchatyk - they still have them, and Su-25 attack aircraft, and Su-24 bombers, and Su-27 interceptors, and Mig-29 fighters, there are also transport aircraft There are helicopters for various purposes. Least of all would I like to fight them! And I say this from the bottom of my heart!

What can not be said about our outspoken enemies, who also walked along Khreshchatyk, sleeping and seeing how to send this ukra to war with us. 12 NATO countries stomped their shoes on the paving stones of Kiev. Just think about it - they are already nearby, five years ago we could only imagine such a thing in a nightmare. Shouting about the Russian occupation and terrorist troops in Kiev, soldiers from Canada, the USA, Georgia, Moldova, Romania, Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, the Czech Republic, Poland, Great Britain, Denmark and others are marching. This is not counting the soldiers of the joint Lithuanian-Polish-Ukrainian brigade. According to official figures, military from 18 countries took part in the parade (I don’t know what they thought, I counted 12). Count yourself, maybe they write one, they take the second into the mind. It was funny, of course, to look at these amusing regiments of the formidable NATO squeezed tarmac on Khreshchatyk, especially the formidable Baltic Limitrophs (where Putin looked, he again missed the opportunity to capture Latvia and Estonia while their armies were on tour in Kiev). Once again, both Georgians and Moldavians were pleased - until they were taken to NATO and their uniforms were not hired, they rented it at a local theater (I only saw such camisoles from the war of 1812 in the opera). What the Romanians and Poles came with the banners lowered, I also did not understand. Maybe they give up? Then to whom? If we are, then early, we have not yet begun to bomb them. And if we start, we will start with their military missile defense bases, which they helpfully provided to the Americans on their territory. And watching the Canadians and the British wave their hands, I realized where the Indian army got such a ridiculous drill, everything came from the progenitors-colonialists. Well, they won’t go far, they’ll get tired quickly. But the Americans will never get tired - they walked along Khreshchatyk in a waddle, like true owners, without just removing themselves and everything around on the phones. It is understandable - why bother before the natives? On May 4, 1626, North American Indians sold Manhattan Island to the Dutch colonists for buttons, beads, and other nonsense for a total of $ 24. This deal was considered the most unprofitable in history until December 11, 2013, when US Assistant Secretary of State Victoria Nuland acquired Ukrainian territory from other natives in exchange for a bag of cookies, rolls and bread. I’m telling you so, reminded a recent story of how, in fact, it all began.

Have a good laugh? Now let's talk about serious things. You can tell me a thousand times that you’re not afraid that you didn’t care about this new Ukrainian army armed with old, still Soviet weapons, but the reality is that it is this army that is being prepared for the war with you. You are her only potential adversary, it is with you that she is ready to cross her arms (even if the old, but the killed Russian soldier will still be killed from the old or new American weapon). And the war of 08.08.08 showed that not everything was so successful in the valiant Armed Forces of the Russian Federation, even if this war lasted only 5 days, but the losses we suffered in it were disproportionate to the strength of the Georgian pseudo-army (we lost only aircraft and only according to official statistics 7 pieces - four Su-25 attack aircraft, two Su-24 bombers and one Tu-22M3 strategist. And this is not counting the Mi-8 helicopter of the FSB border service. Eight pieces of aircraft over 5 days of fighting! Isn’t that much ?! About casualties I don’t even say force, the data vary, but at least 72 killed and 340 wounded, according to the chief ennogo Prosecutor Fridinsky, we have!). And this is with the unfinished Georgian army!

What will happen to the Ukrainian, I do not know. It will be a bigger number, and the skill significantly exceeds the Georgian one. And ukry know how to fight no worse than the Russians. This will be confirmed to you by all vacationers who passed through the crucible of Donbass. And there are enough cases of mass heroism there, and self-sacrifice too. This is a very combat-ready army that has not crawled out of the trenches for 4 years. At the moment, there is already (and the parade confirmed this) a new army, a new uniform, and a new military greeting: “Glory to Ukraine!” - "Glory to heroes!" instead of the old: "Hello comrades!" “We wish you good health!” But greetings do not fight, people fight, and they just do not want to fight with the Russian Federation. So, now the main task is to motivate them to war. And the junta has been doing just that for 4,5 years. From morning till night, they cry out on all channels about the Russian military threat that we are waging war against an aggressor who has encroached on Nenko-Ukraine (but in fact this is so! Believe me, no one bothers about the details there), about the Buryat equestrian divers divisions, about Russian special forces, bloody and merciless, and about all Russian occupation and terrorist troops that invaded the original Ukrainian territory or about to do so one dark night. And it is from morning till night non-stop! It will be necessary, they will carry out terrorist attacks on their own and undermine, for example, a gas pipeline, blaming us for this. Why not? For their owners, this could finally be an ideal option, with one shot they immediately kill two birds with one stone! It is foolish to hope that the gun that appeared in the 1st act will not shoot in the 4th. It is there just for this and hangs! You have to be a complete idiot to not notice it!

How much did Saakashvili prepare for war with the Russian Federation? 4 years! You have already given half a year more to Ukraine. And do not console yourself with thoughts that the RF Armed Forces have qualitatively changed during this time, the lessons of the war of 08.08.08/10/3 have been taken into account and errors will not be repeated. Will be! Already repeated! 2018 years have passed since then - relations with Georgia have not been adjusted, she looks confidently at the West and sees herself in NATO. And it will be there when the towers of Washington so desire. It’s just that the towers aren’t right now for us - they are sorting out relations between themselves, but when they find out (and they don’t have to wait long - until November 10, 10, when the results of the midterm elections to Congress it becomes clear which one they took), then expect trouble. You will also see Ukraine and Georgia in NATO. And what will you do with it? Express another concern? Zhirinovsky recently in the Duma clearly said - he is waiting for a war in the next 10 years. But Zhirinovsky is never mistaken! Do not you think that the war will be on American territory? Of course not! There is already for this a wonderful platform for the database, called Ukraine. And there they finish the last preparations for her (the parade only confirmed this to you!). Everything is ready - we are waiting for the team from above! And she will do it! It does not matter who will be the president of this unfinished - Tymoshenko or Gritsenko (no other options!). Confectioner or any other non-checkpoint! But where is your candidate ?! Where is the candidate from the Russian Federation? Who should we vote for ?! No, the Russian Federation is sitting and watching, when Ukraine, being tempted by its curators, will rush into its last and decisive battle. Of course, you will break it! But at what cost ?! I’m not even talking about the victims now - I’m talking about what will happen after this Pyrrhic victory? Look at Georgia - 10 years of cooling, 20 years of strained relations, only recently restored dip. status. And what will happen to ukry? There for generations you will find yourself a blood enemy. And after 2019 years, and after XNUMX they will remember who they fought with. So maybe you should decide your own fate, and not give it to the Washington towers? If Gritsenko wins the elections in March XNUMX, war is inevitable, if Tymoshenko, then she can still be outbid (but it will be expensive! Very expensive! Much more expensive than leaving Yanukovych). But the latter option does not matter if Trump loses his counterpart in the midterm congressional elections in November. Then the war will be in any case under any president of Ukraine. And much faster than Zhirinovsky predicted.

Sorry if you ruined anyone's mood.