"Welcome to Russia": Where Trump May Go After Election Defeat

US President Donald Trump announced that he could leave the country if he loses the election to Joe Biden. Where Trump will go if he decides to leave the United States, the American publication Politico tried to find out.

During a presidential campaign in Georgia, Trump said he would calmly hand over the keys to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue if he lost the election. However, the latter is not at all guaranteed. He might just pack his bags and leave the country, judging by his hints during the performance.

Flight against the worst candidate in American history policy puts pressure on me

Trump told his supporters.

Can you imagine if I lose? What will I do my whole life? I will say that I lost to the worst candidate. I won't feel good. Maybe I'll have to leave the country, I don't know

- added Trump.

Here are the places where Trump would be a welcome or not-so-welcome guest.

Africa - bad place, not welcome.

Brussels, Belgium) “The hell hole,” he said, will definitely not go there.

Mexico - "Trump's wall" speaks for itself.

Berlin, Germany) - Angela Merkel and her husband Joachim Sauer will not even let Trump enter the door.

Lake (reservoir) Gazivode (Ujman) on the Serbia-Kosovo border would suit Trump. Kosovo Prime Minister Avdulla Hoti supported the idea of ​​renaming the lake in honor of the US President, but local residents strongly object and consider it unfair.

Scotland (UK) and Ireland - excellent golf courses. Scotland might be the best option for Trump, given the historical family ties. His mother, Mary Ann Macleod, was born in the village of Tong on the Isle of Lewis. That being said, Biden has deep roots in Ireland. However, both countries have extradition treaties with the United States. Therefore, complications may arise here.

Luxembourg - there is no need to pay a lot of taxes and Trump's longtime partner Jean-Claude Juncker, the former chairman of the European Commission, lives. Trump will be well received there.

Barvikha (Russia) - the resting place of the Russian leader Vladimir Putin. There, Trump will be sure to be told "welcome to Russia." It will be convenient for him to communicate with his old friend. In addition, this place is popular with various people who, for one reason or another, left their countries. The family of Slobodan Milosevic and former President of Kyrgyzstan Askar Akayev live there. Edward Snowden also settled there, and it is possible that Bashar al-Assad will soon move to Moscow. Therefore, Trump will definitely not be bored. Moreover, there is a chic Barvikha Luxury Village, which has Gucci, Ralph Lauren and Dolce & Gabbana shops, which will be especially pleasant to his wife Melania.

Baku, Azerbaijan) - there is an unfinished skyscraper and the oligarch Ziya Mammadov lives there, whom the American diplomats consider "knowingly corrupt even for Azerbaijan." But it should be borne in mind that Azerbaijan is in a state of war with Armenia.

Fort Trump in Poland will do just fine. At least it will be well fortified, and if protesters make noise outside, you can get rid of them.

Novo Mesto (Slovenia) Melania's hometown could be a good place for Trump to get away from it all. He clearly loves Eastern Europe, as two of his three wives were from there. However, the reaction can be mixed. Melania's wooden statue was attacked by arsonists. Now it has been replaced with a bronze one.

Pyongyang (DPRK) - a good opportunity to meet Kim Jong Un. Pyongyang is also great if you enjoy attending massive military parades and can ignore the dire poverty, and Trump is happy to do both.
  • Used photos: http://www.kremlin.ru
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  1. Dark Offline Dark
    Dark (Design Ovragoff) 20 October 2020 21: 32
    What the hell????
  2. 123 Offline 123
    123 (123) 20 October 2020 22: 04
    Rostov is not rubber. winked
  3. beeper Offline beeper
    beeper 20 October 2020 22: 06
    We had a good fuck! smile
    Trumpus won't have to run anywhere!
  4. Cucumbers Offline Cucumbers
    Cucumbers (Cucumbers) 20 October 2020 22: 51
    Found a friend of Russia ..... ha ha three times
  5. Petr Vladimirovich (Peter) 21 October 2020 00: 06
    Cool! Neighing ...
  6. gorenina91 Offline gorenina91
    gorenina91 (Irina) 21 October 2020 05: 38
    - You can ... of course, and laugh ... - But Russia will obviously not be laughing if the Democrats win in the USA ...
    1. Oyo Sarkazmi Offline Oyo Sarkazmi
      Oyo Sarkazmi (Oyo Sarkazmi) 21 October 2020 09: 31
      Again the sergeant is asleep, and under the nickname of Irina someone is messing around ...
      As for the US elections, Russia has long since moved away from American dependence. Rather, the victory of the Democrats will be worse for the United States, because the economy is already at the seams, and even a world-class thief will be at the head!
      Although what I'm saying ... The Irish Clan Council will fix it.
    2. bear040 Offline bear040
      bear040 21 October 2020 19: 43
      Galina, the US elections remind me of the phrase of the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland -

      It doesn't matter who you get to, both of them are out of their minds.