The network laughed at the threats Turchinov Krymsky bridge

Recently we toldas the former head of the National Security and Defense Council of Ukraine Oleksandr Turchynov said that the “non-blocking” one could destroy the Crimean bridge in a matter of minutes with Neptune cruise missiles. In response to this statement, the web clearly demonstrated the capabilities of the new Ukrainian “super” weapon.

The video clearly shows the problems of the Ukrainian "Kulibin" developing the mentioned Neptune missiles. In social networks, these missiles have already been nicknamed "Zhabki", for their "talent" to dive into the water and jump on the waves. It is really difficult to predict the flight path of the Neptune, but Ukrainian sailors are already satisfied that these missiles do not return as a boomerang.

At the same time, people on the Internet are not shy in expressions, since Turchinov’s threats look really ridiculous against the background of reality. Therefore, we allow ourselves only a few comments.

Our Zhabki cruise missiles will be able to destroy Russian warships not only at sea, but also in their ports. And if necessary, demolish the bridge, which Russia boasts about! Thanks new technology, their trajectory is impossible to predict

- so, in his own way, quoted Turchinov @BzdDzapadlowski.

First, it's beautiful ...

- says Maksim Yartsev.

Beautiful and unpredictable. Obviously feminine or something else, but feminine, yes. This is better to finish ...

- confirmed Alexander Grishin.

Yes, they generally can’t predict the flight path of shells - they themselves are fighting, then they’ll almost drown themselves

- wrote @Keni_cat.
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  1. nesvobodnaja Offline nesvobodnaja
    nesvobodnaja (Unfree Press) 16 July 2019 17: 59
    It is unlikely that all this is so funny.
    If these nonhumans, like Turchinov, give orders for the military destruction of their own people, arrange blockades of the Crimea, while also harming their territories, then any monstrous meanness can ripen in their brains.
    1. beeper Offline beeper
      beeper 16 July 2019 20: 01
      An absolutely correct remark about these inhumans and murderers - the evil Turchin, they say, is even proud of his nickname "Bloody Pastor" and does not suffer from remorse at all!
      1. Panting Offline Panting
        Panting (Vyacheslav) 16 July 2019 21: 00
        He does not suffer until the matter reaches the court.
        1. Digital error Offline Digital error
          Digital error (Eugene) 16 July 2019 21: 23

          Quote: Fervor
          until it came to court

          Do not make me laugh. It was he who gave the order to use the army to pacify Donbass. All these sanctions began with him - shmants against the Russian Federation. If he is judged, it will cast a shadow on the United States and the EU, which supported the Maidan, and they will not allow this (they will not give Zelensky another loan). To be tried in the Russian Federation, he will have to be stolen, like Eichmann's "Mossad" (for which the guts are not enough), or once again to defeat the united Europe (EU) in the war - the new Nuremberg.
          1. Sapsan136 Offline Sapsan136
            Sapsan136 (Sapsan136) 17 July 2019 08: 22
            I don’t think that someone will seriously fight with Russia for Ukraine and send their troops there officially ... Yes, Russia doesn’t need ALL Ukraine ... It’s impossible to re-educate Bandera people (they weren’t able to do this in the USSR for 70 years), but to shoot all troublesome ... It’s easier to drive out of our lands and fence off minefields once and for all.
    2. Sapsan136 Offline Sapsan136
      Sapsan136 (Sapsan136) 17 July 2019 08: 19
      The majority of the Crimean population (54%) are Russians, and they don’t consider them to be their people ... The same story is with Donbass ... They openly say that they need territories, not people living on them ... ALL of them Ukraine on the map of 1654, within the borders of which they pushed into Russia from Poland; in other territories they are occupiers, and they behave there as occupiers, destroying the indigenous Russian population. As for the rest, I agree with you. You can’t calmly relate to a monkey with a grenade when it is nearby, especially if the monkey is mad.